Newness Page #3

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What about you?

What about me what?

Have you ever been in love?

Yeah I think so.

I mean, when people,

they say they are in love

it's because they think

they're in love, right?

So,

yeah.

Yeah.

- You pee in sinks?

- No.

You don't pee in sinks?

You pee in sinks?

Oh yeah, I pee in sinks.

That's because

you pee everywhere

like a dog.

Hey, do you like soft scramble?

I don't like the texture.

Fried eggs?

If I make some

will you try them?

Alright how about

I do some scrambled

and then I'll do you

a fried egg as well

and then if you don't

like the scramble.

Okay.

You got that too, alright?

- Okay.

- Okay?

Okay.

Go on toast.

What?

Go on toast.

Go on toast?

- Yeah.

- It's on, it's working.

What?

- What?

- What?

I'm ticklish.

What?

I'm really ticklish.

Alright, okay.

Good smile?

- It's good.

- Yeah?

You like it?

It's all in the details,

little things get 'em right.

What are you doing today?

Nothing.

What are you doing today?

Same.

Nothing?

Wanna hangout?

No no no.

They're kinda cool.

What?

I'm gonna get you.

If you could pick any one

of these in this room,

you can take it home.

- Which one?

- Yeah.

In the whole room?

- Any one.

- That one.

One of three art options

you will steal between

these two, okay.

You have to choose one.

Okay you can, now.

Now?

- Hi.

- This is my boyfriend Martin.

Blake.

- Hi, how's it going?

- This is Blake.

Don't stop.

Don't stop.

10 minutes.

Do you wanna move in with me?

Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

Done.

I still cannot believe

you're doing this.

It's just a soft move.

Bye, I love you.

Bye.

Got everything?

You are mine.

F*** being single.

Yeah, f*** it.

F*** being single.

One,

two, three.

You know these,

like our little universe,

like three stars,

the freckles.

Yeah.

This faint little

stars of the universe,

one day will make me cry

because now it's like I

will always look at them

and I will always remember you.

I love you.

I love you.

Quick and pull.

Okay.

Who's Paul?

Who's Paul?

Now my ex best friend.

Why do we have to go?

Allegedly I had danced so much

that the shirt I was

wearing actually shrank

from the sweat.

I'd never done

ecstasy in my life.

To you.

To you guys, to you!

No, to you guys.

Remember the year

you thought I forgot?

Remember that time

I went on our date.

Don't do it,

seriously don't do it.

Don't do it, this is.

Oh wow.

Oh wow, oh wow.

Don't kiss my wife on the lips.

I know.

Sorry.

- See ya later.

- Bye.

Oh my god.

Wait wait wait wait wait.

Hey.

I'm sorry.

I mean I want you to but,

I'm just so tired.

I'm sorry, I'm just

so f***ing tired.

Okay.

Let's have lots of sex

in the morning, okay?

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