Newcastle Page #4

I don't want his mum calling me

with no stories.

No. She won't. She won't.

(Car engine revving)

(Kids cheering)

(Leah) Can you slow down?

(Scotty) No, go faster!

(All groan)

- Oh, spit it out.

- Don't get it on me!

(Scotty) Oh! That's classic!

(Andy) You all right, man?

(Laughs) Oh, yuck.

(Jesse) Oh, that's wrong!

- (Fergus groans)

- (Jesse) Damn!

Bloody hell, Fergs.

You look like a f***ing

plucked chicken or some sh*t.

- (Jesse) So good.

- You're white enough!

- Shut up, Scotty.

- (Scotty) What, you keen on him?

Hey. You OK?

(Scotty) You boys

got something going on?

Yeah. Sort of.

(Scotty) Oh, don't get me wrong.

I'm cool with it. I'm cool with it.

Oi, let's get there already!

Come on!

(Andy) Let's go, Fergs.

(Debra) Yeah, guys. Let's go.

(Scotty) I'm cool, man.

I'm down with it.

- You all right, mate?

- Yeah.

(Nathan) Straight from the gut,

straight from the gut.

Oh, yeah.

One of Nate's best works, I'd say,

this one, huh?

Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.

It's coming again, baby!

- (Stereo) # ..emotionally unavailable #

- Unavailable!

(Scotty) Not yet.

- # See it in your smile #

- Know what I mean? Right?

- # l can see it in your smile #

- Mwah!

(All) # I'm talking about it #

# I'm yelling it out #

# I'm shouting out #

# I'm screaming out loud #

# I don't want no complications #

# I don't need no obligations #

# I can't have no situations #

# But I still want you around #

# Around #

- (Nathan) Yeah.

- How's it going back there, Fergus?

- I'm all right.

- (Debra) Good.

Oi, Nate!

Give me a hand.

(Scotty) He's not here.

(Jesse) F*** it.

(Grunts)

Oi, they're down here.

Hey, Deb?

(Giggling and squealing)

(Leah shrieks)

(Debra laughs)

(Leah shrieks)

(Debra laughs)

Come on, let's go.

(Laughter)

(Scotty yelling, whooping)

(Whooping, cheering)

Come on!

(Whooping continues)

(Nathan) Fergus!

(Andy) Fergus!

(Shouting and laughter)

(Andy) Get off me, man!

Get off me!

(Scotty) Andy!

Andy!

Come on, princess!

We're just muckin' around!

(Scotty) Hey!

Hey!

(Shivers)

(Leah) Erm, that's a good look, Andy.

(Giggles) No worries there, darlin'.

- (Andy) F***!

- (Both giggle)

- What about me?

- Oh yeah.

(Shrieks and giggles)

- Let's do it!

- (Nathan) Let's do it!

Oh sh*t,

Fergs, did you chuck a fat?

(Laughter)

No.

Bullshit, look at it!

Yeah, all right, Scotty.

Holy sh*t! (Laughs)

Don't look!

It's not a boner, it's just big,

but you wouldn't know anything

about that, would ya, Scotty?

- (Nathan) Oh, dude.

- My goodness.

F*** you, Fergs.

F*** ya. F*** ya.

F*** you.

That was classic.

(Scotty) F*** off, Fergus!

# I went to the beach

just the other day #

# I saw some skin-coloured nutties

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