New York Minute Page #3

There you are.

Here I am.

All of the taxis are gone.

And you need a ride.

I give you ride.

- No.

- I give you free ride.

No. I don't take rides from strangers.

But I got a limo. Big, long, white one

like Barbie ride in.

I don't believe you. It says it right here.

There's gonna be another train.

How could I forget?

It's the magic-leprechaun train.

It leaves for New York whenever you want.

Powered by your imagination.

- Jane!

- I'm sorry, is someone talking?

Because I don't hear anyone.

I just wanna let you know I have a limo

if you're looking for a ride.

Don't worry,

it's a professional car service.

Your attention please, the 9:45 to...

- Thanks.

- Here, let me get your bag.

- No, it's okay. I got it.

- But I insist.

No, it's okay. I insist.

Wait for me.

My personal assistant.

I'd be lost without her.

My name's Bennie.

You and her going same place?

"You and she." The correct grammar is "she."

See, you're using the wrong possessive...

Smarty pants.

You've reached the Ryan residence.

Leave your message after the beep.

Yeah, Dr. Ryan, this is Max Lomax...

...Nassau County Department of Truancy.

I'm calling in regard to

your daughter Roxanne.

Could you call me at 993-1176...

...and reference case number

Have a pleasant day.

How's it going?

How you doing?

Stop it.

- Roxy, please. I can't concentrate.

- What's up?

Please stop.

Get me Ma.

It's number-one adopted son.

Bennie? You said you be here by 9 a.m.

That was 20 minutes ago.

I need that chip.

Bennie will be there soon, Ma.

Bennie, either you talk in Chinese

or you speak in English.

But enough with the accent.

- I'm sorry, Ma.

- Don't call me Ma.

From 9 to 5, you're my number-one

killing machine.

Yes, I'm your killing machine, Ma.

Bye, Ma.

Kids.

Hey, bud? Are you lost?

Ancient Chinese proverb:

Never accept ride from stranger!

- Help! Help us!

- Help!

- Help! He's gonna kill us!

- Help!

Come on! Hurry!

Okay, let's go! Come on.

Thank you.

- Why is he after us?

- Go!

- I think we lost him.

- There you are.

- You speak Chinese?

- There's a lot you don't know about me.

- Give me that!

- Hey, buster!

Bring it on, tubby.

I didn't know you took jujitsu.

- Tae kwon do.

- Thanks.

Two times a week.

Three years.

- Now I'm mad.

- What are you...?

- That hurt.

- Here we go.

Yeah!

I'm gonna kill you!

That's what we get for

taking a ride from a stranger.

- Please. It was exciting.

- Exciting?

Almost being mugged and getting stuck

in the middle of nowhere is not exciting.

Now what?

These were my best heels.

Give me the other one.

Give me the shoe. Please. Thank you.

Now they're your best flats.

Either of you ladies spare some change?

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