Nerdland Page #2
played by you, who... Spoiler alert.
- Falls in love with the alien he's chasing.
- Time's up.
- Sweat outside, please.
- Yes.
Brett, I'm not only a reporter,
I'm also a fellow actor.
There's a part in the script.
It's the investigator's skeptical sidekick.
These headshots will
give you an idea of my range.
Listen, I have to ask...
Ooh. I'll get those. Oh.
[WOMEN LAUGH]
[FARTS]
[ALL LAUGHING]
[CAMERAS CLICKING]
Thank you, Brett. My number's
with the materials. Call anytime.
ELLIOT:
Fired from separate jobs. Both of us.On the exact same day again?
What are the odds of that
happening three times?
Astronomical. But how could he
have fired you, Elliot?
- I mean, why?
- Who knows?
That sadistic son of a b*tch has had
me in his crosshairs since day one.
It could've been any of a hundred
imagined transgressions...
...in that lunatic's head.
Dude, I've been fired from a video store,
a bowling alley, a comic-book shop.
And an ice-cream parlor.
I'm running out of dream jobs.
Know what would lift our spirits?
Us brightening the girls' day
with a surprise visit.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
# I'm deluxe #
# Baby, I'm printin' them bucks ##
How can this many people be shopping
in the middle of the week?
What are they all,
welfare cheats and screenwriters?
Thought the economy's in the toilet.
Doesn't anyone have a job anymore?
Takers.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
SALLY:
Hey, I heard we mightdiscontinue the all-cotton knee-high.
- What? Why? No way. Who said?
- Mm-hm. Yeah.
Hey, but just keep it under your hat.
- Okay?
- MAN:
Um, ahem.Mr. Kelly told me
in the strictest of confidence.
Oh, it's such a sad day.
What are we gonna do tonight?
- Mmm. Is Celebrity Jousting on?
- We're DVR'ing it.
Yes. Good. Okay. All right. What about this?
We make-over our busty lesbian avatars,
go virtual clubbing...
...and watch the pervert feeding-frenzy.
AKA "Wednesday." Genius.
- Eww.
- Oh, God.
Afternoon, ladies. Heh.
- What's...? What's up? Hi.
- Yeah. Hi.
Hello, Linda.
You...? You girls working hard
or hardly working?
[LAUGHING]
- Oh...
- Excuse me.
Sorry to walk in and interrupt...
...everybody talking to each other,
enjoying... Ahem.
Linda...
...register.
- LINDA:
Ugh.- Thank you.
I... I didn't see you here yesterday.
That's because I wasn't here.
You know what you should do?
You should make a...
You should Xerox your schedule.
Make a copy of it, and I'll have it
with me so I'll always know...
Ha-ha-ha. No. Mm-mm.
I'm helping customers. I can't
stand around, talking to some random...
Oh, no problem.
I'll just... I'll just do some shopping.
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