Neil Stryker and The Tyrant of Time Page #4

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I'll f***ing do it.

Whoa! Darrel!

Your grace, he's still alive.

Of course he is, darrel!

He's always still alive!

But not for long.

Let's see how

he likes a little

visit from one of

our blimp probes.

Stryker, what are you up to?

Darrel...

...take over.

Stryker!

What the hell are you doing?

Oh, no!

Don't you dare

blow up my blimp,

stryker, don't you dare!

Oh, god! My nose!

Don't mind if I do!

Darrel, get to the

f***ing escape pod!

Is there something wrong,

my lord?

Yeah, I just got kicked

in the f***ing face.

Now get the f*** in there!

Push the f***ing button, darrel!

Come on!

Come on!

I'll get you

for this, stryker!

Incoming call

elite forces.

Hey, stryker.

What are you doing?

Following a hunch.

Do we know where

the mad scientist is hiding?

No.

But I think I might

know who does.

That's f***ing great.

His twin brother.

He's a recluse.

He lives in Ireland.

I haven't seen him in years.

So I'll have to be

ready for anything.

Tell you what I, uh,

I'll make you a deal.

I will share with you

the location of my

brother's hidden fortress if...

You pose for my next sculpture.

Nude.

That's it. That's all you want?

No.

Agh!

Well, I tell you this much.

Compromise.

I love you in your uniform.

I mean, I like the way

you look in your uniform.

Uh...

Fine.

And if you pull out before

I'm done,

I'm going to get into

my little cruiser ship

and f***ing laser blast you.

So, how long is

this going to take?

Oh, no time at all, Neil.

For this one I'm

thinking action.

Hm? Your kicking a bad guy.

Okay, I like it.

Uh. Oh, sh*t!

There's another bad guy

comin' right at ya!

Kick 'em both.

Uh. Okay, they're startin' to

move on either side of ya.

Kick 'em wider.

Okay, I'm gonna need

you to go a little wider.

Okay, baby, I'm going to

need you to go a little wider.

Okay.

Now.

A little wider.

Now Bob,

we've talked about this.

This isn't gonna go down.

I know how you want it,

Bob, and...

I just don't do that sh*t.

Okay, okay, fine, god!

Tell ya what...

Why don't you just, um,

whip out your pistol?

Your gun.

Hold your gun.

So what do you want me to do?

Well, I want you

to be Neil stryker.

I want you to, uh, turn me on.

Try this one.

I can't imagine seeing

a more sexy sight...

Ever.

Ever. So you just stay put.

Through the tides of time...

...only a few men have

shaped history.

And tonight,

two men will do it.

What was once soft...

...will soon be hard.

Wait 'til I tell...

Welcome, Neil stryker.

Coffee.

Nuclear weapon armed.

Detonation in 30 seconds.

Detonation in 20 seconds.

Nuclear weapon armed.

Depositing weapon

in carriage.

Nuclear weapon armed.

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