Neighbor Page #3

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a little while to get back,

so can you guys set up for me?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I can.

Oh, and you should know

- that I gave the key to that girl.

- Who?

The girl from Craig's List.

The one that I found.

You know, the intern, the helper...

Whatever. I thought

I told you about her.

You didn't say it would be a girl.

Well, she's into music production,

and it's gonna look good

on her rsum.

Such a Samaritan.

Do you even know what that means?

Yes, I do.

Can we go upstairs

and watch the movie now?

I told Nancy I wouldn't be too late.

What?

F*** you guys.

...where notorious inmate

Shawn Gracey

is still on the loose.

- Any cute boys at school?

- Gracey was apprehended three years ago

by the police for the murders

of over 35 people

in a small suburban town.

Police and authorities

- are still working around the clock-

- She's sleeping.

...to capture this notorious criminal.

We will be following the story,

and I will be checking in as it breaks.

Back to you, Tom.

I can't believe it.

That movie was bad.

That movie was just plain bad.

Young man,

there's no need to feel down.

Nice coat.

Okay, guys. Hey.

I gotta get up early

to help out Elizabeth.

Wow. Well, be careful you don't burn up

in the morning sun like a vampire.

- Vampire!

- I'll burn your face.

- Wow.

- My rapier wit.

Oh, sh*t. I forgot my trash.

Sellout.

- Both of you.

- Was that for you?

And now that you've littered yourself.

Dude, call me tomorrow.

How's it going, Karen?

How are you?

Who's the best?

You are.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

So guess who just

paid me a visit at my car.

Who?

- Tony D.

- Tony D?

- That guy's out of control.

- I know.

He got me last week.

He just wants your money.

You didn't give him any money, did you?

Of course I gave him money.

It's your fault.

You didn't give him any money?

No.

I gave him a banana.

I had a banana in my bag,

so I gave it to him.

Because you were concerned

about his potassium levels.

Right?

Well, you know,

I want him to be healthy.

- Thank you, Tom. This is Kip Wellington-

- Hey, look.

...standing outside Springfield

Penitentiary-

They still haven't caught that killer.

...where notorious inmate Shawn Gracey

is still on the loose.

- Gracey was apprehended-

- Scary.

...three years ago by the police

for the murders of over 35 people.

Who the hell's there?

What the-

What the f*** is going on?

Hope you don't mind.

I borrowed some clothes.

They smelled kind of clean.

What the f***?

Who the hell are you?

What is this?

Okay, okay, okay.

All right. This is some kind of joke, right?

You're some kind of stripper

or something, right?

Yeah. That's very funny, guys.

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