Natural Born Pranksters Page #3

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You're getting robbed for

real and you don't know.

Hey, you wanna learn how to act? All right.

When he pulls up, you're a sound guy. Okay?

Okay? Play the part.

- You're a camera guy.

- I'm a f***ing audio guy.

Stop it, bro. Come on. Be a human.

Hey, they're pulling in right

now, so be professional, please.

Who's the girl? Oh, God.

- Hi. How are you?

- Hi. Great.

- Great? Good.

- Yes.

So, because we have a short amount of time,

let me just run you

through what we're gonna do.

And let's have fun with it. So

we got a very small crew here.

We're gonna have just a mic and a

camera, and we're gonna run you through.

We actually have our own register here.

You're gonna come through the

door just like a robber would.

You're gonna look around, sneak

around, maybe see what's up.

And stay in this area, and

you're gonna rob the cashier.

- Okay.

- All right?

We're gonna have a guy here.

He's not gonna give you the money.

You gotta get the money.

- I gotta get the money.

- Yeah.

Yeah, let's rehearse.

Go ahead and step out.

All right, let's start over here.

Right here, get on your mark.

Dennis, you're gonna be behind her.

Okay, the cashier is

here. Now, listen to me.

- Let's get the money and get out. All right?

- Okay.

You ready? Camera's rolling?

Audio? Roll sound. Action.

- Give me the f***ing money right now.

- What the f***? Ma...

- Shut the f*** up and give me the f***ing money.

- Ma! What the f***? Ma!

- Shut the f*** up!

- Oh, sh*t!

- Shut up! And give me the f***ing money!

- Okay! F***, I got a daughter.

Stand up or else I'll f***ing shoot you!

- Okay! Okay! I'm unarmed!

- F***ing moron!

- Get the f*** up!

- Okay, okay!

- Okay! F***!

- Hurry the f*** up!

- Just don't shoot!

- You know what? Give me all that sh*t!

Shut the f*** up! I will blow your brains.

Don't kill me. I just want

to go home to my daughter.

F*** all that!

- Just don't kill me! Oh, sh*t!

- Give me the f***ing money!

Don't kill me please.

Don't f***ing kill me.

Shut the f*** up.

- Get on the ground!

- Get on the ground!

- Get down, get down. Drop the gun.

- Ahhh!

Drop the gun! Drop the gun now!

Now get on the ground!

- Get on the ground.

- I'm not armed.

- Is this a joke?

- Turn around!

Do I look like I'm joking?

- Put the bag down! Put the bag down!

- Put the bag down!

I'm with the film crew!

What film crew?

We got a silent alarm.

They sent me... I swear to God. I...

Put your hands over your head!

- Is this a joke?

- I'll cuff her.

- Oh, my God!

- Get your hands over your head!

- Put your hands on top of...

- Officer? Can I come out?

Yes, come on out.

They set me up.

Sure they did.

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