National Theatre Live: The Comedy of Errors Page #3
I'm f***ing saying anyway.
You know, I mean... You
know, Hitler had...
You didn't just
say, "Hitler had."
Hitler had... What?
Ideas.
Uh-huh.
I'm not a... you know, a Nazi
or anything, but I think
that he gets... he deserves
a little bit of credit.
Um, yeah.
You know, for... not for...
For killing any,
you know, forget... take him...
Take genocide out of the...
Murder out of the equation... Sure.
He was kind of like a, uh...
Like a... Like a male
cheerleader for his own people.
I will say he was an
incredible public speaker.
Very, very good.
He also had horrible
indigestion.
This is true.
He had... he had, like, gas.
He had gas problems.
Is that why his belt
was always so high up?
Well, if you watch... If
you watch his speeches,
he would do his... And then at the
end, people would be applauding,
and he would go... No, that's just...
It's true.
Check it out.
Look on YouTube.
Wake up.
Wake up.
apartment caused by sh*t
or piss or vomit or
blood, it's usually one
of our well-to-do tenants.
The low-income poverty level guys...
they'll spray taco grease
all over the wall...
On the ceiling.
Maybe some bacon
grease in the drains.
You know, you got
to get that out.
But for the most part, even though they...
They're idiots.
They keep it a little
tidier, you know?
Don't have that sense of
entitlement about shitting
all over our property.
Yup.
I'd like to just keep a
couple of the tenants,
throw out all the others.
Let the hobos take over.
Turn it into a hobo jungle.
I don't have to be on the
f***ing phone with McClaren
about all this sh*t three
times, four times a day.
Don't have to waste your
time filling you in.
You let these hobos take over,
they're, again, tidy
people, tidy people.
Hobos are tidy people?
They're the cleanest...
Cleanest people you'd ever meet
because... I mean, their asses are
dirty, but their c*cks are clean
as a baby's breath.
Yeah.
Hobo d*cks are cleaner than... I
was reading this the other day.
Hobo d*cks are cleaner
than hospital scalpels.
I mean, they're like...
They've done, you know...
They've taken hobo d*cks under
microscopes and have been
unable to detect any
bacteria of any kind.
It's like 99.9% pure cock.
Everybody know... Because
their c*cks are sucked
so repeatedly, it's like going...
It's like taking your
car to a car wash.
If you're a hobo, you go
down to the f***ing wall
street and wait around
until about 5:
01 P.M.These stockbrokers come
out all looking for
hobo dick to suck, you
know what I mean?
D*cks are already hard.
And they Polish the... They
Polish the f***ing c*cks so
They get their d*cks hard in the
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