National Geographic: The Savage Garden Page #3
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- 1997
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So far, so good.
She lets him insert sperm by hand.
I mean, by palp.
Part of the limb may snap off
to be left inside.
Ah love, For this glorious moment,
he's ready to give an arm and a leg.
Now the female lays her eggs.
She secures over
Not one to put all
her eggs in one basket,
she'll eventually spin about five.
In only two weeks,
a thousand new spiderlings
will invade my yard.
Black widows may have
colonized my shed...
but I was more worried
about what was going on outside.
I was prepared to fight the good fight
with chemical warfare.
As I was saying,
I had no idea the enemy
was living in my armory.
It was bad enough outside.
My leaves lacerated!
My petals perforated!
It was more than a man could bear!
Smells like... victory.
But I was no winner.
My insecticide, long expired,
had all the kick of a Shirley Temple:
And just as well, because the mantis
loves to munch on the munchers
I was trying to murder.
The way things were going,
I didn't have a prayer
I used to call 'em as I saw 'em.
When I saw 'em, if I knew
what they were called.
Trouble is, some of these
pesky little critters
were neither fish nor fowl.
Like the daddy-longlegs in my shed.
They're familiar and strange
at the same time.
But what are they?
Think it's a spider?
No.
Insect?
No.
They're called Opiliones
from the Latin meaning "aphid sucker."
Yeah!
Aphids are perfect suckers, really,
when it comes to my rose stems.
And a lot more than one is born
every minute at least in my backyard.
In fact, aphids can reproduce
without having sex!
There's one of nature's lousier ideas.
Daddy-longlegs
has arrived for the hunt!
Make that mommy-longlegs.
She has legs up to here!
Each is slender as a thread
and works partly by hydraulics.
She even hears, tastes,
Reminds me of... never mind.
I now know there's a lot
to admire in this creature.
She has pretty good manners.
She chews her food before eating it,
granted, outside her mouth.
She sucks up the juices
through a flexible tube.
She also flosses after every meal.
I prefer unwaxed mint, myself.
Why are daddy-longlegs' legs long?
high above predators.
If that's not enough,
two legs put out a nasty smell
to discourage hunters.
But trust me:
If you can smell them,
you're too close.
The smelly legs also
have built-in seismographs.
And she's keeping her legs peeled
for approaching enemies.
Like the tiger beetle.
A killing machine.
An orthodontist's nightmare.
The beetle attacks
and grabs a leg.
It's a tug-of-war.
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