
Nasty Baby
- R
- Year:
- 2015
- 101 min
- £79,800
- 8 Views
(0.00 / 0 votes)- Hey.
- Hello.
Marcus, welcome.
- Good to see you, Freddy.
- Good to see you too, man.
Thank you for having me.
Thanks for coming.
You live in the city, right?
Yeah, I live in Soho still.
I have not been out here
in a very, very long time.
I had an old friend
that lived out...
- Wow!
- Welcome. This is home.
Wow. It's a jungle!
I know, right?
It's my boyfriend's obsession.
Yeah, you want
some coffee, water?
Uh, water.
Water would be great.
- Oh...
- Here.
Nice yard. Thank you.
This is my cat, Sula.
- I'm a little allergic...
- Oh, sorry.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
Sula...
So, yeah, now, like,
this is where I live and work.
Mm.
- I don't really...
- Jennifer.
Oh, yeah.
- Jennifer...
- You're a fan?
No. Come on, it's a joke.
She looks so beige.
- She is beige.
- Right? She looks like bread.
Mm.
Uh, yes, and I was
telling you, like,
I feel that I don't need
that much space anymore, so...
God! But space, Freddy.
Look what you can do with space.
There you are.
And where are you going?
What are you doing
going into video?
- It's not like...
- What is this?
No, but it's not like
an extreme decision, like that.
I just, like, when you told me about
this group show, it just felt,
kind of like a great
opportunity to explore...
Why? Tell me.
Tell me why
is Dirty Baby right
for identity and heritage?
- Why? How?
- It's... it's Nasty Baby.
Nasty Baby.
Oh, that's much better.
- It's better, right?
- It's much better. Yeah.
It's more catchy,
but I feel that, yeah, like...
So, I've been trying to, uh,
make a baby with my best friend,
uh, for the last six months.
And so, since we start,
I've been obsessed with the idea
that eventually there's gonna be
- and is made out of my genes.
- Oof!
And like, it's so...
It's such a selfish act
to just keep on making babies when
there are so many that you can adopt...
- But you want it.
- But now I want to.
- You want it!
- Now I want to.
And then I feel so guilty
about it, that I feel that
I need to pay a price.
And the price is to go
through the embarrassment
of me portraying
a three-month-old baby...
- I love that one.
- Yeah, so these are pictures
of me when I was a baby.
- That's you?
- When I was a nasty baby.
- Oh, look at you.
- Yeah, like, go back to this time, you know,
and portraying this sort of,
like, gross cuteness.
Tell me if...
if we were to...
if you were done, and we
were pulling up tomorrow
to load in at this show,
what am I seeing?
- So, I'll be fully naked
- Oh!
- Oh, okay.
- Okay, okay.
performing... I can show you.
It's really embarrassing.
- Please. I would love it.
- But, yeah, it's part of...
Should I... Do you
wanna get ready, or...?
No, no, no. No, I'm not
gonna get naked now.
- Okay.
- But I'll show you how it is.
- I'm ready.
- Okay, I'm ready too.
You're never ready for this...
- Okay, so...
- Oh.
Basically...
Okay, imagine if
black infinite background
And then, on video,
doing something like this...
Ooh...
Put your
left hand up. Left hand.
- How you doing?
- Fine.
How's your camel toe hanging?
It's good.
How's your loose butthole?
You got it.
There's no place...
Here. This one's so easy.
Yes!
Oh, my God!
- You're almost there.
- - Yeah!
Wait!
I have to touch it.
I have to touch it.
You guys had a...
I'm so proud
of you. I'm so...
Be careful.
Mom, look. Mom!
Shit.
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