Nasty Baby

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- Hey.

- Hello.

Marcus, welcome.

- Good to see you, Freddy.

- Good to see you too, man.

Thank you for having me.

Thanks for coming.

You live in the city, right?

Yeah, I live in Soho still.

I have not been out here

in a very, very long time.

I had an old friend

that lived out...

- Wow!

- Welcome. This is home.

Wow. It's a jungle!

I know, right?

It's my boyfriend's obsession.

He gets one every other day.

Yeah, you want

some coffee, water?

Uh, water.

Water would be great.

- Oh...

- Here.

Nice yard. Thank you.

This is my cat, Sula.

- I'm a little allergic...

- Oh, sorry.

No, no, no.

It's okay.

Sula...

So, yeah, now, like,

this is where I live and work.

Mm.

- I don't really...

- Jennifer.

Oh, yeah.

- Jennifer...

- You're a fan?

No. Come on, it's a joke.

She looks so beige.

- She is beige.

- Right? She looks like bread.

Mm.

Uh, yes, and I was

telling you, like,

I feel that I don't need

that much space anymore, so...

God! But space, Freddy.

Look what you can do with space.

There you are.

And where are you going?

What are you doing

going into video?

- It's not like...

- What is this?

No, but it's not like

an extreme decision, like that.

I just, like, when you told me about

this group show, it just felt,

kind of like a great

opportunity to explore...

Why? Tell me.

Tell me why

is Dirty Baby right

for identity and heritage?

- Why? How?

- It's... it's Nasty Baby.

Nasty Baby.

Oh, that's much better.

- It's better, right?

- It's much better. Yeah.

It's more catchy,

but I feel that, yeah, like...

So, I've been trying to, uh,

make a baby with my best friend,

uh, for the last six months.

And so, since we start,

I've been obsessed with the idea

that eventually there's gonna be

a creature that resembles me,

- and is made out of my genes.

- Oof!

And like, it's so...

It's such a selfish act

to just keep on making babies when

there are so many that you can adopt...

- But you want it.

- But now I want to.

- You want it!

- Now I want to.

And then I feel so guilty

about it, that I feel that

I need to pay a price.

And the price is to go

through the embarrassment

of me portraying

a three-month-old baby...

- I love that one.

- Yeah, so these are pictures

of me when I was a baby.

- That's you?

- When I was a nasty baby.

- Oh, look at you.

- Yeah, like, go back to this time, you know,

and portraying this sort of,

like, gross cuteness.

Tell me if...

if we were to...

if you were done, and we

were pulling up tomorrow

to load in at this show,

what am I seeing?

- So, I'll be fully naked

- Oh!

- against a black background.

- Oh, okay.

- A black infinite background

- Okay, okay.

performing... I can show you.

It's really embarrassing.

- Please. I would love it.

- But, yeah, it's part of...

Should I... Do you

wanna get ready, or...?

No, no, no. No, I'm not

gonna get naked now.

- Okay.

- But I'll show you how it is.

- I'm ready.

- Okay, I'm ready too.

You're never ready for this...

- Okay, so...

- Oh.

Basically...

Okay, imagine if

black infinite background

no music at all, super raw.

And then, on video,

doing something like this...

Ooh...

Put your

left hand up. Left hand.

- How you doing?

- Fine.

How's your camel toe hanging?

It's good.

How's your loose butthole?

You got it.

There's no place...

Here. This one's so easy.

Yes!

Oh, my God!

- You're almost there.

- - Yeah!

Wait!

I have to touch it.

I have to touch it.

You guys had a...

I'm so proud

of you. I'm so...

Be careful.

Mom, look. Mom!

Shit.

I'm getting better now.

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