Nanny McPhee Returns Page #3

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perfumed townies

back where they belong.

l just want to go home!

(EXCLAlMlNG)

CELlA:
This place is awful.

lt's an awful place.

(GlGGLlNG)

(EXCLAlMlNG lN HORROR)

My shoes!

l refuse to stay

in this cesspit.

l'd rather be bombed.

Promise me you'll tell Mummy

how awful it is here.

Please, Blenkinsop,

she's got to come

get me tomorrow.

Promise me!

You've only been

here for five minutes,

and look at you.

And you're just

a chauffeur.

Master Cyril,

if you'd be so kind,

just hold your arms out

for Miss Celia's new clothes.

Promise me!

l'll talk to your mother,

Miss Celia, l promise.

But for now,

you'll have to stay here.

They can't stay here.

They're rude.

CYRlL:
That's rich,

coming from someone who

clearly doesn't even know

how to wipe his own bottom.

NORMAN:
Come here, you.

What?

CELlA:
Stop! My clothes.

My beautiful new clothes.

(GASPlNG)

They're all in the mud.

How dare you!

You're trampling them.

l should have enlisted.

CELlA:
You wait until

l tell my mother.

(GASPS)

My beautiful clothes.

They're ruined.

(SCREAMlNG)

You monsters,

l'll kill you for this!

Well, that's me off,

Mrs. Docherty.

l've just enough time

to get home and

finish tidying

before the cousins

arrive tomorrow.

Oh, that's nice, dear.

All my cousins are dead.

Good night.

Good night.

Give my love

to Mr. Docherty.

l will.

There's that finished, then.

What?

l've just put away

the syrup.

What? Where?

lt's all done and dusted.

There's absolutely

nothing to worry about.

Oh, have a little faith,

why don't you?

(HUMMlNG)

(DRAWER RUMBLlNG)

(SYRUP BUBBLlNG)

Oh.

''Have a little faith,''

she says.

''Nothing to worry about,''

she says. Oh, no, no,

nothing at all.

Children at each

other's throats,

tractor about to

be repossessed,

Phil trying to

sell the farm out

from under us,

guests coming in 24 hours,

my only good coat, ruined,

and 1 7 drawers

full of syrup!

WOMAN 1 :
The person you need

is Nanny McPhee.

(CAWlNG)

Oh.

MAN 1 :
The person you need

is Nanny McPhee.

Nanny McWho?

MAN 2:
(SlNGlNG)

Nanny McPhee

MAN 3:
Nanny McPhee

MAN 4:
Nanny McPhee

(GASPS)

CHlLD:
The person you need

is Nanny McPhee.

MAN 1 :
The person you need...

WOMAN 2:
ls Nanny McPhee.

WOMAN 3:

The person you need...

MAN 2:
ls Nanny McPhee.

ALL:
(CHANTlNG)

The person you need

is Nanny McPhee.

The person you need

is Nanny McPhee.

The person you need

is Nanny McPhee.

The person you need

is Nanny McPhee.

The person you need

is Nanny McPhee.

The person you need

is Nanny McPhee.

The person you need

is Nanny McPhee.

The person you need

is Nanny McPhee.

The person you need,

the person you need...

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