Mythica: A Quest for Heroes Page #3

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Reckless balls...!

Name's Thane.

We need a thief.

It's Thor's day.

I believe there's one coupling

with my commander's wife.

Well, there's our thief.

Pssst!

Boy!

Boy!

Boy!

Go around the corner and tell the guards

you saw a man climb into that window.

What's on your leg?

Go!

What is that on your leg?

Oh! My husband's back!

Take these! Go! Go! Go! No-no-no! Don't hurt me!

What is that thing on your foot?

Where's my money?

- I have no idea what you're talking about.

- In the hay wagon.

I meet a lot of women in the hay.

No offense, but, I... can't say

as I remember you, sweetheart!

Wait, it's coming to me.

What manner of insult is it you bring to me?!

To this house! To my bed! Get away, you whore!

Can we maybe discuss this somewhere else?

Take your time, pal.

Alright... alright.

Given my very... limited... knowledge on thieves,

I would assume you money is gone. Gambled away,

or spent on very, very expensive women.

You bastard!

Most probably.

I'm sorry, sweetheart. I'm

a harder catch than that.

We're here to make you an offer.

Guads! Guards! I can just...

I need you for one mission.

No chance, milady.

Then we'll let the magistrate have

you, and she keeps her clothes.

- What's the pay?

- 50 silver.

100!

- 100!

- Is now really the time to haggle?

- 75.

- What?

- Have him destroyed!

- I'm in!

We're here.

Weh-heh-heh-hell, well... allow me!

Dagen.

- And you are?

- Teela, from the order of Anisette.

A holy woman?!

A little girl, a Vitalian... and a miscreant.

Pray the goddess may bless our worthy cause.

Charming.

There is an Orc encampment 10 leagues east.

My sister is held there.

We will rescue her under cover of night.

You and I, under the covers, at night? I like it.

Except without the dress. All done up in...

why don't you stick out like a

lily in a pile of pig shite?

- Done. Up!

- Should we head out?

My white robes symbolize purity

and show my dedication to the goddess, Anisette.

And I will not be spoken to

like one of your common whores.

Speak to ladies like whores, and whores, like

ladies. Surprising what you get from both.

I've ten leagues, yet, before I test this blade.

Don't push me off.

The goddess leads us.

"The goddess leads us. "

Ten leagues.

Maybe we should take a look around, down there.

See if they... missed anything valuable.

They are my friends and teachers.

Should we go down there... to pick up the trail?

Let's keep moving.

What is that smell?

We're to stay downwind.

Keep low... and quiet.

That's a lot of orcs.

Right. Time to go home.

If we fight, we die.

I have a plan.

I'll create a distraction.

The meadow. Draw them out that way.

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