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work me hard this summer.

That's my job, ne'st pas?

Okay, now if this doesn't work

out. There is always Mexico.

You'd get it down there, for sure.

Oh no, I'm not going to Mexico.

You can catch all kinds

of diseases down there.

That's just if you drink

the water, you turkey.

- Yeah, same difference.

- There it is guys. Now be cool,

Remember I got you

covered, all right?

Oh boy. Oh boy.

She won't hurt you. No whips.

She promises.

Hey, Billy, I don't know about this.

Who wants to know. You guys are

about to get your lances waxed.

No big deal. Even when we

speak. Right at this second.

Millions of people are just

banging away like crazy.

These are facts of life.

That's kind of awesome thought.

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

There she is... athletic?

I am on my break. Let's do it.

We'll be in the bar

across the street.

Save some for me!

I've only got ten minutes.

Ten minutes?

I got a Chrysler 'cause it

has the biggest back seat.

Nice.

- Aw sh*t!!

- What?

- It's my boyfriend.

- Your Boyfriend!?

Well... actually... we're

engaged to be married.

He hates when I do this.

The last guy he caught me with...

he dragged behind his bike in chains!

Oh don't worry,

it was only over dirt!

Sylvia.

Sylvia. Where is he?

I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna

tear out his eyeballs!

I'm gonna rip off his arm and

beat him to death with it.

I want that son of a b*tch!

There's the little prick!

Say your prayers, Boy.

You're about to meet Jesus.

That's not him! That's not him!

That's not him!

- It's not me! It's not me! It's not me!

- You sure?

Of course I'm sure. I wouldn't

ball that lamb even for money!

Thank you!

Hay, was it as good as I said?

Did I cover you or what?

Let's go. Come on.

Okay, here you go.

Try these, fifteen minutes.

Starting... now.

Bobby, get to work.

Okay

I'm going to go get a drink.

Do you want anything?

- No thanks.

- Ok, I'll be right back.

Bobby, where are you?

Oh, boy. No work?

I can't leave you

alone for a second.

Here. It looks like

you could use this.

Thanks.

Okay, get to work.

It's too hot.

Bobby, will you just

do the test, please.

It's really way too hot...

- Now that's better.

- I take it this is a study break?

Great idea.

I'm glad you thought of it.

All right then. Teacher

gets to take a break too.

Where did you learn to

speak French so well?

I went to college in France.

I knew it. Nobody can learn to

speak French in California.

Spanish, maybe. French, no way.

- I should've taken Spanish.

- Why didn't you?

My Dad thought it was a good idea.

He wants me to study

international law at Yale.

Oh yeah? You do everything

your father wants you to do?

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