My Super Ex-Girlfriend Page #4
That's what I call structural integrity.
All right! You should have
been dressed like that all night.
You look great.
Let me help you with this.
Ooh.
- I must be a little nervous.
- It's OK.
I got a closet full of 'em.
Let me handle this one, though.
- Let's take care of these.
- OK.
Thanks.
Who'd have thought we'd have ended up
like this after that day on the subway?
Ain't life grand?
- Matt?
- Yeah?
Do you mind if I get on top?
Trust me, it's better that way.
Are you ready?
- OK.
- OK.
Here we go.
Wow.
OK, I get it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoo! Whoo!
Oh, goddamn!
OK, now I need a break.
Agh!
I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one.
- A bed or a penis?
- Both.
There are three moments
I will remember until the day I die.
One, the look on my father's face
when I graduated from Harvard Law School.
Two, helping a beached
mother whale give birth.
And three,
you and me together, here, tonight.
Don't speak to me again, ever.
Uh-oh. Oh, no.
Water, please. Got a big night.
No, no, no.
Don't tell me. You have invaded the
female nation and spread your democracy.
What can I say? She's completely
different than I thought she was.
- Hot, though, right?
- Unbelievably hot.
I don't even know if I should tell you this.
I don't know if you can handle it.
I can handle it. Please?
- She broke my bed.
- Wow.
Busted it to pieces.
- And that's a good thing, right?
- Yeah. That's a good thing.
- I'm gonna see her again today.
- What are you talking about?
No! You have sex with her once
and then you move on.
Not if you get on the greatest ever roller
coaster, you don't. You get back in that line.
Get in line, ride two or three more times,
throw your hands in the air and scream.
But soon you're gonna end up nauseous.
Hey, guys.
- How are you guys doing?
- Keep that safety bar clamped down.
OK, I think you are gonna like this.
I have a little present for you, Saunders.
- Anything for me there?
- No. No, Vaughn.
- You have nice ears.
- Thank you.
- No lobes, though.
- An imperfection. We all got 'em.
Not me. Hey, so I downloaded some
Chinese phrases for you, for the presentation.
- What do you think? Thought it might help.
- That's great.
- You're the best, you know that?
I know. I am.
Well, I gotta get going.
I'm going to see Jenny.
- You're seeing Jenny? Again?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh. Things must really be going well.
- She broke his bed.
Thanks. That was really thoughtful of you.
- Oh, no problem.
- I'll see you two later.
- See you, Matt.
- Look after her, OK?
I will.
- Man, he's seeing Jenny again?
- Just a few more times.
- Matt Saunders? We're gonna take a ride.
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