My Stepmother Is an Alien Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1988
- 105 min
- 607 Views
of your radar beam or not?
Which one?
Now, you don't fool me.
Your favourite food is lasagne,
and your favourite rocking is Pink Fred.
Actually, I prefer green,
I'm allergic to all pasta...
...and my favourite rock is Rachmaninoff.
Of course you'd say that.
I think it's Pink Floyd,
not Pink Fred right, Jessie?
Pink Fred is their nickname.
Would you hold this for me, please?
"Hey, hey we're the Monkees
"People say we monkey around
"But we're too busy singing
to put anybody down"
What?
Do you know what they say?
"Nixon's the One!"
Dick Nixon?
Okay.
See you later, bro.
Sailor, I like your jeep.
You've broken my heart for the last time.
You've broken my heart
for the last time, too.
Do you have any spinach,
my hands are freezing?
"I'm strong to the 'finich'
'cause I eats me spinach
Toot, toot"
"This Bud's for you."
Baby!
Now will you tell me the composition
of your radar beam?
Wackygram, right?
Encore! Encore!
This is a nightmare.
Your research was all wrong!
The food was all wrong!
This dress is strange
and what is this thing?
This hat is too big.
And everything I said was crazy.
Now just a second.
Don't blame it all on me.
I never told you they used spinach
Daddy, who was that?
I don't know.
But I feel kinda sorry for her.
I don't think anybody liked her.
Did you?
How are we ever going to get
Dr. Steve to transmit his signal now?
He thinks I'm a lunatic.
Now just calm down.
You've got to go back in there.
And you....
-Hi.
-Hi.
Tough room.
I'm really sorry how rude I was in there.
You weren't rude.
You were very entertaining.
In fact, I thought you were
a professional of some kind.
Believe me, they'll be telling
their grandchildren about it.
Have you done any interesting
radar astronomy transmissions...
...which may have penetrated
other galaxies in the last few days?
Yes, I have.
Well, what happened?
-It's pretty complex.
-Try me.
That was the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen.
I mean, second most beautiful.
Third.
A dog.
The system. I blew out every
resistance backup in the place...
...including telemetry trackers.
Those boys from defence were so mad.
'Cause that's what they use
for tracking missiles....
I must be boring the pants off you.
-No. They're still on.
-Good.
-Then what happened, Dr. Steve?
-I don't really know what happened.
It must have been something
I did in the lab.
Maybe I forgot to take a note
or dropped a setting.
Show me what you did.
Show me in your mighty lab.
I can't. They fired me.
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