My Science Project Page #5

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Mike, remember the show

in which the Egyptian vase just...

Give it a rest. OK, Vince?

Yeah, sure. I'm cool. Yeah.

- Yeah, we're working on the car.

- I don't work on the car.

- Should we tell sombody...?

- No. Not yet.

The science final! Grab that thing!

Just grab it! Come on!

Put that on there.

- That's good.

- OK. Come on.

That's weird.

Wait a second. It's gotta be wrong.

So how come everybody's leaving

like school's over?

- I don't know.

- Stay tuned.

- We went two hours into the future.

- What?

Sherm! How's life in the fat lane?

Vince Latello, comedian.

You guys lost or something?

We're not lost, Sherman.

We came for... a book.

- A car book?

- No, not a car book.

A book about... strange things.

- Like Vince?

- Sayonara, big nose. Hold me back.

Take it easy. Look, Sherman,

we just want this book. Help us out, OK?

- OK.

- OK.

What kind of strange things?

Well... sort of like stuff...

Stuff vanishes then stuff comes in from other

times, but you can't touch the stuff.

- 'Cause it kinda disappeared.

- Like you if you flap your fish lips again!

- That sounds like magic which is section...

- No, magic's make-believe.

Yeah, we're talking about

the flip side of reality.

Well, this is the science section.

It's about as real as you can get.

What's the title?

What?

Author.

- I don't know.

- Well, what's it about?

Monsters, flying lawn-mowers, weird sh*t!

No, no. It's about these two guys, right?

They go into this room and these things

come in and out of the walls.

- Sounds weird all right.

- See, these guys leave this room.

- It's two hours into the future.

- Only it felt like ten minutes to the two guys.

That sounds like

we're dealing with a time-space warp.

- A time-space what?

- Warp. A time-space warp.

- How does it work?

- Simple.

It's kinda like breaking through the barriers

between time, space and all dimensions.

You mean outer space?

Yeah. Right.

- So, they're all connected?

- Precisely.

They coexist within the same space

on different planes of reality, that's all.

So, like, something could warp in

from one dimension to another?

- Sure, but only if the warp got outta control.

- Outta control how?

Einstein theorised it would take great power

to break through a barrier.

The danger is, once you unleash the power,

you'd lose control of it.

- Yeah, and then what?

- Earth's energy field would go crazy.

A chain reaction could start.

Weather could change.

And boom! You're all cosmic dust!

- Hey, Mike. Banks!

- What?

We point the gizmo at the greenery. Bammo!

It vanishes into our car. We make a fortune!

Your pilot light is out.

- Well, what do we do with it?

- It's my science project, remember?

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