My Sassy Girl
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2008
- 92 min
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- This is the story
of the first and last time
I ever fell in love.
Let me start
with a little background
so that you can
understand exactly
what I've been through here.
It's a boy!
- My name is Charles Bellow,
but you can call me Charlie.
I was born
in French Lick, Indiana,
kind of a cool,
scandalous place to be from,
but it's not.
Uh, there's nothing French
and trust me,
nothing is licked.
My parents, Roger and Kitty,
are the nicest people
you'd ever want to meet,
and I'm not just using
an expression there.
If you met people any nicer
than this,
- Give the nice
lady a seat.
- OK!
- There you go.
- I was taught to emulate
that niceness,
and to reasonably expect
it from other people.
You can have my seat,
ma'am.
- Thank you, dear.
- Now, that second part there,
uh, that's where you can
get into a little trouble.
When I was accepted at
Vanderweil University,
it was the fulfillment
of a dream my parents
had had since...
- Oh! OK.
OK.
-...well, since
the very beginning.
- All right.
- A Bellow was going to college.
A Bellow was majoring
in business,
go on to become a middle manager
in a fine
American corporation...
Maybe even
the Tiller King Company,
whose tractors my father
repaired for a living.
I promised them
that I would not let them down,
that the Bellow-family boulder
was about to get a serious shove
up the evolutionary hill.
Hi.
Hi.
They were counting on me.
Lord, how they were counting.
Hi.
Hi.
Everything was on track
in my undergraduate years,
and I was lucky enough
to get into business school.
And then I got word that
my cousin Bart
had passed away... suddenly.
- Death, man.
Death sucks.
- Glad you were a
philosophy major there, Leo.
- Sorry. The death unit
was back in freshman year.
Meantime, we should probably
just try to cheer ourselves up
by sticking to
happier subjects...
like sex.
Wanna play the game, huh?
- Sure.
- Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes!
Yes.
- OK, OK, OK, OK.
Let's play this way.
- Probably.
- Fair enough.
- Charlie, I'm a young male
at or near my sexual peak.
Don't hate me for following
my evolutionary blueprint.
- Oh, I do not.
- Hell, yes!
- I just, uh, I think it's--
you could know in a second
whether or not you
would sleep with a woman.
For me-- For me, those
decisions take a little thought.
- That's why you've only slept
with 3 women in 4 years!
- What, are you taking notes?
- Yes!
- Damn you!
I just have other priorities
right now, you know?
- I mean--
- Whoa! Careful, Charlie!
If the death of your cousin
teaches us anything,
it's that we must live!
Live, Charlie! Live!
- Live, you say.
- Yes!
- Yes.
- Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes!
In your dreams, pervert!
- I mean, you might like it!
It might even be good for you.
- It might.
- I mean, do you
seriously claim
field of vision at this moment
with whom you would sleep,
no questions asked?
- Excuse me, but you should be!
- OK, I'm sorry.
- I...
I'm outta here.
- Just go.
- Wow, you open big!
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Course she's hammered...
or not particularly
coordinated,
but very hot.
Good call, Charlie.
Definite "yes".
- I'm not even saying that
- Well, you're staring at her
pretty good.
- I would talk to her.
Uh, I would, uh...
- You would, uh...
- Uh, get to know her.
Um...
- OK!
- You know what? You live
your way, I'll live mine.
- Fine!
- Fine!
- Go begin
to get to know her then.
- Not today. I gotta pay
a condolence call to my aunt.
- Ugh.
- Let her pinch my cheek,
tell me how much
I look like my cousin.
Oh! Besides, she actually has
a girl she wants me to meet.
- You see, Charlie?
Everyone you know,
even your bereaved aunt,
is telling you
the same thing.
Live. Yes.
- Thank you.
# Whistle #
- Yes, I'm free
and I'm loving it!
Train, where are you?
Whoo-wee!
Choo-choo!
Choo-choo-choo!
Ah!
- Hey! Hey!
- Get off me!
- Once in your life
if you are very lucky,
you will meet the person
who divides it...
into the time
before you met her
and the time after.
But she was, you know,
obviously big trouble,
and--and I would've just
left it at that, except...
- Hey.
Hey! Give the gentleman
your seat!
Ha!
- Give me a break, all right?
- You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Darling.
Purse.
Purse!
- OK.
Not--not touching
you inappropriately.
OK, good.
I'm holding your waist.
Very specifically avoiding...
Yes.
Don't want a lawsuit.
OK.
Oh! Hey, yeah!
Hi! 5th and 11th.
- Is she dead?
- What? No!
She-- No!
She's--
She's not, uh... she's OK.
- OK.
- It's my, uh, my sister.
She's... good.
Aw!
Very heavy girl!
Not fat, just muscular.
I would assume,
'cause you're dense, as in--
Not stupid,
I mean, heavy.
Hey!
Behind you, Einstein!
Open--open the window!
- What are you doing
on the fire escape?
- Just open the window, man!
- That's the girl from
before. You drugged her?
Are you crazy?
- No!
- Did anyone see you?
- Just the lobby guard
and the rickshaw guy.
- This is what happens
to the repressed ones.
One day they just snap!
Why'd you bring her here?
- She was passed out
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