My Place Is Your Place  Season #Season 1 Episode #1

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(Amber and some random dude are in bed making out and Amber pulls away )

Amber :
You Got the money right

Random guy:
Yes

Amber:
Ok well bye

The random guy:
But you owe me a blowj*b

Amber:
Honey look this is business and I'm about my business so please leave so i can sleep with somebody else sh*t

(The guy puts his clothes on in Embarrassment and Anger )

The random guy :
1 day the body ain't gonna get you out of everything

Amber:
Well until that day, b*obs

The random guy :
Well why even take my money

Amber:
What you need to do is just leave

Zoey:
What you need to do is leave , get a job and stop prostituting yourself you raggedy tramp

Amber:
Well maybe i wouldn't have to if a job wasn't so hard to find

(Zoey is on the couch holding a book while Anthony is eating Doritos)

Zoey:
Listen girl you gonna get yourself into trouble

(Amber yells from the room )

Amber:
What have i been telling you

Zoey:
Nothing

Amber:
I told you this only going to be until i get a job at some place

Zoey:
How you gonna get a job with your record you've been arrested 3 times for prostitution

Amber:
Its ok if you're your own pimp

Zoey:
Girl I'm come in there and show you what a real pimp is

Amber:
Whatever

Anthony:
So why in the world does she still live in here

Zoey:
Because she is my friend

Anthony:
Well you need to be a friend to her

Zoey:
And how do i do that

(Anthony gets up and gets some spray and walks towards amber's room and sprays it at her and her man )

Anthony:
Tramp ,yeah I'm talking to you. Girl you wanna be a b*tch I'm treat you like your a b*tch so go and get your ass up and make me a sandwich

Zoey:
Damn you should be a pimp

Anthony:
I thought about it but i don't like canes so eh

(Amber comes out the room crying )

Amber:
Y'all are so mean

Anthony:
Hell yeah

Zoey:
This is just called life

Amber:
And

Zoey:
Welcome to life b*tch

(Amber goes in the bathroom to put some chlothes on )

(Theme Music)

(Somewhere out on the street next to stores)

Miles:
Yo what the hell man

Anthony:
Just a little something i like to call stealing your girl

Miles:
Are you sure because I got closer she touched my hand

Anthony:
Well that is very X-rated

Miles:
Whatever dude all i know she is mine

Anthony:
I don't think so

Miles:
Well lets make some money

Anthony:
I'm not sleeping with random women

Miles:
No , Bet who gets with her first

Anthony:
Your on

(Zoey passes by )

Zoey:
Hi boys

Miles and Anthony:Hey

Anthony:
Now thats one girl to bet on

Miles:
You like her

Anthony:
No

Miles:
Don't lie come on

Anthony:
I don't lets focus on her

Miles:
Thats a trash can

Anthony:
What about her

Miles:
Uh huh she got herpes

(Zoey walks to her friends brenda and Yvonne and Larry )

Yvonne :
whats up girl

Zoey:
That miles guy seems cute

Yvonne:
So not happening

Zoey:
Well

Larry:
Uh uh

Yvonne:
Ha well somebody got him occupied

Zoey:
Well not actually i thinking about asking tonight

Larry:
What about me

Zoey:
Anthony is not gay

Larry:
Are you sure

Zoey:
Yes

Brenda:
Well i think you should ask if he can't

Yvonne:
If he rejects you than just be like boy bye

Larry:
Yeah and send him to me

Zoey:
What you gonna do for him

Larry:
Rock his world

Zoey:
Whatever

(At Zoey's mom's house )

Lauren:
Honey I'm home

(Moans)

Lauren:
What the hell

(There is female underwear on the floor next to the stares )

Lauren:
Oh hell no this Bastard must think he playing

(Lauren gets her gun and runs up stares and shoots up the bedroom )

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