My Pet Dinosaur Page #3

Leave it!

Come on, Jakey.

Let's get a real reaction going here.

- Stop it!

- It's alive!

- Stop it!

- It's alive!

Why do you have to be such a d--

Now, now. Language, Jake.

Get out of my room!

Chill, lover boy.

Have fun with your little potions.

No way.

What are you?

It's okay.

Come on.

It's okay, come on.

"Magnes"

Magnes.

Magnus.

Magnus, that's what I'll call you.

Hey boy.

Pleased to meet you.

Come on, it's okay.

Come on.

Jake. Jake, wake up!

Ah, look at this room.

Seriously?

You guys treat this place

like a dump!

Are you listening to me?

You better have this place spotless

as soon as we come home, am I clear?

Okay. Sorry.

Get dressed!

'Cause you're coming with me

to the town meeting.

Where are you?

Maybe I dreamed it.

Jake.

Shh.

Jake, gotta go.

Just a minute.

Now, Jake.

Shh. Shh.

I'm not kidding.

Stay!

No, stay.

It's okay, I'm coming back,

Jake?

Coming.

Jake, would you hurry up, please?

Mom, I'm not feeling too well.

You were fine five minutes ago.

I know, I just started feeling bad.

Maybe I should stay home.

Also, I'm grounded, so I can't go.

You go where I tell you to go.

Hurry up, I'll be late!

- But Mom!

- In!

What on earth?

No, Mom, wait!

I can explain!

Where do you think you're going?

You're in deep trouble, young man!

Good morning, everyone.

Good morning.

I'm an epidemiologist with the EPA.

I've been tasked with the investigation

of a possible disease cluster here

in Brightwood.

Now please, everyone. I know

that you want answers.

And I'm here to find those answers.

A couple of nights back, uh...

Me and Will, we were fishing.

And uh, we caught something.

A monster.

Ladies and gentlemen...

My name is Colonel Douglas Roderick.

I'm in command of operations

at Fort Brightwood.

The military is here

to protect and serve.

We are committed to working

with the EPA

What about the UFO?

Yeah, what about that?

People of Brightwood...

Imagination is a wonderful thing.

Don't patronize us.

Some of us would love to believe in

mythical monsters.

This is ain't no monster, mister.

We got one right here.

Yeah, you see that?

Yup. Right there.

Gentlemen, that's a catfish.

Catfish?

That ain't no catfish.

That one was flappin' around,

changin' all kinds o' colors.

It was super weird.

Super weird.

I'm gonna need to take that

specimen away for testing.

Of course, doctor.

No, no wait a second.

I want to sell that on eBay.

eBay?

Will you please call me if you

see something like this again?

- Dad, hey...

- Hey, hey Abbie!

Hey Mrs. Emory. Hey Jake.

Dr. Tansy,

Jennifer Emory from the clinic.

Actually, we're neighbors.

I'm so relieved you're actually here.

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