My Girl 2 Page #4

a group of teenage guys enter the shop

VADA:

What are you staring at?

JUDY:

It's Kevin, I don't want him to see me.

VADA:

See you? He can smell you from there.

JUDY:

Oh God, he's coming over here, act natural,

totally natural.

Vada and Judy stand close to a rack of sunglasses, Kevin

and his two friends approach

JUDY:

(looks at Kevin with a large smile,

and slowly takes her sunglasses off)

Hi Kevin.

KEVIN:

Hi.

Vada turns around wearing sunglasses with ENORMOUS lenses

KEVIN:

(to Vada)

Real cool Sultenfuss, you look like a

grasshopper.

His group of friends laugh and move off

VADA:

What's the matter?

JUDY:

He likes you.

VADA:

Likes me? He said I looked like a

grasshopper.

JUDY:

Boys always pretend they hate you when they

really like you.

VADA:

That's ridiculous, so, if you really can't

stand someone, then you pretend that you're

really crazy about them?

JUDY:

I don't know. And I don't care, Kevin's a

jerk and I don't like him anymore. He's all

yours!

VADA'S THOUGHTS

If grasshopper is a term of endearment, I've

got a lot to learn.

BEDROOM IN SULTENFUSS' HOUSE, ARTHUR, SHELLY, HARRY AND

VADA ARE MOVING AROUND DOING VARIOUS THINGS

ARTHUR:

So have you guys thought of any new names for

the baby?

Vada looks annoyed and drops with a thud the load of books

she is carrying

SHELLY:

Umm, yeah, if it's a girl I'm kinda leaning

toward Esme.

ARTHUR:

Esme?

HARRY:

Yeah, you know that kinda sounds like a noise

your nose makes,

(nasalised)

es-MEH. I mean it's...

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