My Favorite Martian Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1999
- 94 min
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with all this junk?
Everything has been carefully chosen
for its potential to fashion...
a crude vortex electron accelerator.
Except for this.
A pooper scooper.
I have no idea what it does,
but it's fascinating.
Excuse me. Where are your
nuclear implosion couplers?
For a garden hose?
this infernal planet.
The I.Q. of a pancake.
You're right. Humans are truly
the amoebas of the universe!
Yeah, this from a guy
who talks to his tin foil suit.
-Hey, what was that for?
-It wasn't me, it was Zoot.
-Come here a sec.
Listen, you've been on Earth,
what, all of ten minutes?
-It's not so bad here.
- That's what Neenurt said.
-Who?
-Exactly. One of my planet's
most gifted scientists,
and now he's gone without a trace.
and, I presume, was abducted
by your government.
I shudder to think what they did to him
in the name of science.
-What are they laughing at?
- Hey, space man!
-I've been discovered!
-Sorry about that.
-Oh, my-
-What happened?
They don't know anything.
They were just making fun of your-
Making fun. I'm one of
the best-dressed beings on my planet.
Yo, Elvis! Nice suit.
Well, Dorothy, I hate to tell you this,
but you're not in Kansas any more.
That's great.
The minute I turn my back,
you're getting into
someone else's pants!
I need to blend in,
and you stand out like a putt
stick at a blackbell convention.
I should have known
by the way you've been gawking...
at every T-shirt
and sweat pant we pass.
-Don't come apart at the seams!
-Why is Zoot always the last to know?
-All right, all right, all right!
-Martian footage, take one.
-Zoot, this is tearing me apart too.
I know I'm not what I used to be.
I mean, a stretch mark here,
a line stain there.
-Hey!
-Pervert!
It's not safe
-Outstanding.
-Martin, that outfit looks ridic-
-Stylin', bro!
-Thanks, bro.
Real cool.
I've got the touch on two planets.
I gotta get out more.
How did your Zoot take the-
Zoot, he's highly intelligent.
He understands.
Aaaah!
You used me, you buttonhole!
-Go and have your fling.
Colours fade! You'll see!
-Hello?
-Huh? Oh, incoming.
Hello?
Man.
Oh, geez!
-Tacky, huh?
Hey! Hey! What?
-Now turn the other cheek.
-Ow! Hey!
-Catch you later, Spanky.
All right, I'm bustin' out!
-There.
-Go ahead, try 'em all on.
See if I care.
Whoa!
If love is a crime, lock me up!
I'm guilty.
Look at her.
A perfect size six,
and never been worn!
Darling, don't speak.
Just come to me.
Oh, this is crazy.
I'm a polymorph, and you're a polyester.
Yes, you're synthetic,
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