My Favorite Martian Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1999
- 94 min
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Well, trust me, this will be
right on top of the pile.
-Ahh.
-Good night, Mrs. Brown.
One more thing I wanted to tell you,
Tim! Oh, good night, Tim!
I'm havin' a bad night.
I couldn't agree with ya
more completely.
-Shut up.
-How do you do it?
-O'Hara here. Please leave a message.
Make it short.
-Channing here. You're fired.
-Short enough for ya?
What more can I say?
When you're right, you're right!
Hmm.
Stay where you are, little Earth man,
and no harm will come to you.
Say, I wish I'd thought of that!
- Hello?
-What more can I say?
When you're right, you're right!
-Be silent.
-How do you do it?
I thought I told you to shut up.
I couldn't agree with you more-
You leave me no choice.
Who's there?
I got a gun!
Static.
-Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey.
-Hey! -That's it, Earthling!
-It's alive!
Hyah!
Okay, you wanna play games?
-Slide through.
-I must be going... nuts.
One strike, no balls.
Over here, Tiger Woods.
Aaah!
-Hey, look- Jimmy Hoffa.
-Leisure suit from hell!
-I'm gonna...
-Ohh!
mutilate you!
Come on!
Show your face... if you have one.
Where- Where'd he go?
What the heck
was in those brownies?
When dealing with primitive life-forms,
sometimes one must
resort to primitive acts.
-Are you okay, Zoot?
If you don't mind my asking,
where were you?
This alien was trying to kill me!
Don't be such a wet blanket.
Wait a minute.
Leave my mother out of this!
on this no-good, carbon-based,
-over-oxygenated,
miserable excuse of a-
- Tim?
-Oh, no. It's another one!
I know you're not asleep yet.
Tim, it's Lizzie!
Blotz! It's Lizzie!
What's a Lizzie?
but this one has better tires.
-Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga!
-I know what a woman is,
but what do I do with it?
Help, Mr. Lifeguard, I'm drowning.
I need mouth-to-mouth.
Ugh, saliva exchange.
in such an unsanitary interaction.
There must be some other way
to greet a female and then be rid of it.
-Tim!
If it was me, I'd be he.
-Tim, please.
-Good thinking, Zoot.
Okay, Tim,
I'm picking up the hide-a-key.
-Gonna open the door.
-Tim?
-Lizzie!
My dear friend or family member.
Uh, oh, my gosh.
Oh, inappropriate.
-Oh, boy.
- I told you
they cover their flingdat here.
Lizzie, my dear friend
or family member.
You sound funny.
Are you catching a cold?
A cold, a virus? Yes.
A contagious
bubonic plague. You better leave.
What? What in the world-
Are- Are you a Trekkie?
Uh, yes, I am.
Okay, what's going on?
-What's going on?
-Tim, are you okay?
-You don't seem like yourself.
-Oh, I'm Tim, all right.
-Tim O'Hara, no reason to doubt it.
-Uh, what's going on?
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