Murder Weapon Page #3

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ran into the other day?

' Who?

Eric.

What did he have to say?

Well he was asking about you.

You didn't tell him I don't

have a boyfriend, did you?

No I wouldn't do that to you.

Well, I'm waiting.

What dirt did you dig?

Well, he's still

playing for the Chainsaws.

He got a lot of good

gigs around town

and he's got a new

demo coming out.

Back from Hell.

How was his hair?

It's the same.

He got this great tattoo

of a two headed dragon.

It is so neat.

Does he have a

steady girlfriend?

Well he was in hurry.

I really didn't get

a chance to ask him.

Do you still like him?

Yeah, I guess so.

You know he's really

sweet when he isn't drunk.

I asked him to the party today.

You didn't.

But I thought that was our plan.

Oh it's just Eric

is so dangerous.

We have to get him,

he's the biggest.

You could be right.

What about your dad's staff?

They leave early on the weekend.

It's just us and the boys.

You get everybody on your list?

Only talked with Cary

and he's bringing Bart

and I left a message for Kevin.

What about you?

Jeff, he should be

here in about an hour.

Good work.

What are you reading?

Why Woman Fail.

Is it good?

Absolute trash but I love it.

There are so many of

those books, I get confused.

Men who hate women,

women who hate men.

Romance in the

80s, I feel great.

I just can't believe them.

My mother gave me this one.

Did she read it?

There's a whole

library of these things.

You poor thing.

She means well.

Yeah, like forgetting to

tell us all the good stuff

about sex.

Oh my mother was the worst.

You know who was even worse?

' Who?

Dr. Randolph.

If I would have followed

his explanation,

I would of become a

Seventh Day Adventist.

Doctors are such hypocrites.

They must get off on

pictures of their mothers.

Ew, probably.

Hey I'm gonna go into the house.

You want anything?

Just a little more tea.

Okay-

Well how are you feeling?

Just wonderful.

You'd feel a lot

better if you'd lower

that wall around yourself.

Doesn't this hospital have

any women psychologists?

Would you like that?

Yes.

Well, we don't have any staff.

But if you'd like,

we could arrange

to have someone

else take your case.

No no, you're the least

annoying in this place.

You feel as though you

have to give or change

in the presence of

men, wouldn't you say?

Well, it's as plain as the

desk your sitting behind.

Well we've

discussed this before.

I think we're making

remarkable progress.

That's your opinion.

What do you think?

Goes back to two things,

being big and the rule,

whoever can be the last one

standing makes the rules.

I saw it everyday.

"I'll break your f***ing

head", my last boyfriend

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