Muppets from Space Page #4

... and it was confirmed

by the cosmic fish...

... that I amfromouter space.

So you wanna go now

orwait forthe commercial?

Now. Come on.

What are you doing here?

I'm making contact.

What are you doing?

Interview him.

I'm interviewing...

I'm interviewing you!

Great! What would you like to know?

The whole tearful tale

of your inner struggle, Gonzo.

I want my people to know I've received

their messages, and my response is...

... I am here.

"I am here."

Bingo.

I'mat 44 Bronson Lane,

and I can't wait to meet you.

And I can't wait to meet you.

Me too. He's very charismatic,

don't you think?

Freeze that!

- I want him here and I want him now.

- Yes, sir.

So you're ourfancy little landscaper.

We're gonna take a break.

We are going to pause,

and we'll be back with Gonzo...

...the geek who fell to Earth...

...with moi, Miss...

- And we're out.

Ninety seconds, folks.

Now that is TV.

The phones are lighting up like Vegas.

What power! You're a hit!

Thank you.

Not you. Him.

- Me?

- You've got it.

Sure wish we could find a cure.

What's going on?

Listen, aren't you taking

this alien thing a little too far?

Kermit, I realize that it may be hard

for you to accept me as an alien...

...but I didn't choose to be one.

Well, I've always had

alien tendencies.

This just makes sense.

Beautiful, big G.

- I see a follow-up episode here.

- Me too.

"The Alien In My Life."

A Miss Piggy special report.

What? You're the coffee pig.

Kermit, he's such a joker.

We'll take this from here.

We're with the Society for

the Prevention of Cruelty to Aliens.

We feel your pain.

They feel my pain.

I got a paper cut that's a doozy.

You feel my pain too?

Can you help me make contact

with my alien tribe?

Yes, we can, Gonzo.

Somebody believes me.

Come on, fellas.

Take me to my leader.

I don't like the look of them.

This rat smells a rat.

The limo's right this way.

Did he say limo?

Wait, I'm his translator.

Wait!

You know this Gonzo, right?

- If the price is right.

- The price?

Look.

I deliver Gonzo's exclusive

live story, okay...

...if you make moi

your new anchorwoman.

We're back in 15 seconds.

- What about Shelley?

- Shelley's smelly!

- Yes, yes! Go.

- All right!

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Hey, studmuffin, hold it.

I'll deal with her.

You'll deal with moi.

Look, chumpo, I'm just trying to

get a story.

How about this story?

It's about a big bad wolf

and a little pig.

No, that's three pigs, okay?

Not in this version.

Wait a minute. You're not part of

that alien-protection agency.

Who are you?

Where are you taking Gonzo?

I'm impressed.

Black belt, third degree.

Platinum belt,

with an unlimited line of credit.

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