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It's not as if Delhi is short of

girls. I won't fall for you.

I am really going there.

Since you were hassled...

...the human in me said,

I should help you.

I swear, this is what we call

as values.

These days, it's very difficult

to arouse the inner human.

Another thing, if anyone finds out

you're new to Delhi...

...they will have you running

around in circles, all day.

And you won't even know it!

Get that?

What is it?

- Let's go.

What?

- Let's go.

Sit.

Get off the bike.

What is it, now?

Push the bike. Again.

Oh God!

What is it?

- The light broke!

What?

What? You've cost me one hundred

and eighty rupees!

Can't you push right?

- Excuse me!

I didn't pursue a course,

that teaches you to push a bike!

Get it? - You did learn how

to say sorry, right? Or didn't you?

Let's go.

Come on, push.

Go on, that's it.

Come on, come on!

Push, yes!

Don't you wear a helmet?

A helmet?

It's an attitude, girl!

It's what makes the man!

You'll know, when the police

slap you with a fine.

The policemen here salute me,

they don't slap fines on me.

Your silencer is on the blink, too.

It's not on the blink it.

I got it removed.

It's too noisy.

People can tell I'm coming

from a kilometer away.

Tiger Goli Kohli is in the locality!

This is attitude.

Goli (bullet).

- That's my name.

So funny.

It's my attitude, alright.

Hey, wait. Stop right there.

- What is it?

Take it to the right, please.

- What is this?

Vasant Kunj police station.

- So what?

I will file a complaint

about my phone.

Thanks.

As if the Delhi police has

nothing better to do!

You never get back time that

is past and a lost cell phone.

So be it!

But, you have to file a complaint.

Someone may misuse it.

There are certain rules, you know.

You have loads of rules, right?

There should be.

- Well, I don't have any.

Then, you should have some!

Listen to me.

Come on.

Where are you going?

To the police station to help you.

I didn't ask for your help.

Delhi folks can help,

without being asked.

Thank you so much, but

I will manage.

Then, manage it!

Should I stay or leave?

Why?

Don't you have anything else to do?

Alright, what do I care?

'She's acting smart.'

'But nobody could escape

from my style.'

'She will surely

turn back and look at you.'

Turn around.

Turn around.

Turn around.

You turn around.

- Hey!

Which model did you say it was?

- Blackberry Curve.

With the bill, or without the bill?

- With the bill.

Sorry.

Sir, my girlfriend's cell phone

was stolen.

I was chasing a thief and

you thought, I am running from you.

Still, let me say sorry, Sir.

Tell me, Sir. Do you want me

to seek your blessings?

Your silencer isn't working.

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