Muck Page #2
There's no phone.
Whiskey and vodka, but no phone.
- Which did you look for first?
- Lick my clit.
- Cute.
- Oh, that's right.
Keep talking. I need as many
reasons to live as I can get.
Anyway, if there's no phone,
I'm going to go get some help.
I want to go with you.
Babe, I need you to stay here
so you can fix Billy up
- and make sure Mia's all right.
- I'm fine.
No, you're not fine.
But you will be.
Oh, god. Maybe not. F***.
Babe, I don't like it here.
This trip has been
a total bust so far, bud.
- Okay, well, I'm sorry.
- Lynchburg, Tennessee.
Should have gone.
Gone to the Jack Daniel's distillery,
had a cocktail.
Lynchburg lemonade
at the Jack Daniel's distillery.
Maybe a f***ing novelty item,
a t-shirt that says
"I had lemonade
in lynchburg, Tennessee."
That's what I wanted to do. I would have
been happy with a f***ing bottle opener.
Instead, I'm in f***ing Cape Cod.
Walking through the f***ing marsh.
I hate fish and chips.
Yeah, um... yeah, you know
lynchburg, Tennessee, is a dry county?
Thank you, Noah.
You're right.
That would have been lame.
This has been much better.
I'll make sure I pencil it in
next time, Princess.
Yeah. Just pencil that in.
Seriously, babe,
we're still stuck in this empty house
with no phone in the middle
of f***ing nowhere.
- With god knows what out there.
- Billy, you're going to be fine.
You've got half-naked hot chicks
and apparently booze.
Exactly, huh?
This is a f***ing horror movie.
There are five...
way too many of us left.
Des is going to get it first.
She's f***ing hot.
Respectfully,
I want to disrespect that ass,
but I got to do it quick
'cause she's a f***ing goner.
I'm f***ing hurt, so I'm next.
Sh*t.
And, you, f***ing han solo over here,
you're going off for help.
You're not coming back, boss.
Textbook, dude.
- You're a goner.
- You done?
No, I'm not.
Mia... Mia, she's beautiful.
She's f***ing annoying
when she's freaked out.
- She's going to get offed pretty quick.
- Shut up, Billy.
And then there's you, Kylie.
She's sweet.
She's a little sassy, a little bitchy.
She's the girlfriend.
She's moderately dressed.
That means she's a little more classy
than everybody else.
Which means you know
you're not going to see your tits.
- It's in your f***ing contract.
- Shut up, Billy.
This doesn't feel good.
Noah, we're like robbers.
We just broke into this house.
What if the police come?
Babe, I hope the police come,
but unfortunately,
I don't think
we're gonna get that lucky.
I don't even think there's anyone
around here that would call the police.
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