Ms. 45 Page #4

Look, that's her office.

And that, I guess, that's her boss.

That's her boss? Oh god!

I don't believe it.

If I ever run into him,

I wouldn't know what to say!

Albert, you gotta come and look at this!

I'll make a bet of 20...

Here, the second window.

Can you believe it?

Albert, why don't you try...

You know, I see this guy downstairs.

What are you gonna say to him

next time you see him.

Go get some curtains.

She's riding him like a whale over there.

I don't believe it.

The lamps are shaking.

They should get a stroller.

Don't know why they

wanna persecute me

because I don't talk to women?

All women do is laugh and sing

and say the word ''p*ssy''.

You ask any doctor

and he'll tell you that.

I don't know what's wrong with these people.

Well, I'll get these things going after a while.

I just will.

I gotta get back to work now.

You know, really.

I don't think it's possible

to find a

a woman as good as she was.

We made love in the bedroom.

It'd start out in the bedroom,

but we end up in the living room.

And when it started out in the living room,

we'd end up in the bathroom.

We made love all over the house.

You never could tell what

was gonna happen and it was fantastic.

We got along great and

all of a sudden, she starts getting antsy.

She's got too much time on her hands

and she was freaking out.

She wants to do something. She wants

to get a job and I said: "Hey, wait a minute.

A wife of mine isn't working. Okay?"

She fought back

so finally I gave in and I said:

"Alright, get yourself a part-time job,

get yourself a full time job.

Get a job and do something.''

And she did that and

everything was back to normal.

Well, sort of.

The meals weren't as good.

The sex wasn't as good.

But it was better than

when she was freaking out.

You know, I'm a salesman.

A shoe salesman.

You know, I do a lot of work upstate.

You know, upstate.

Massachusetts.

General wind in that area. You don't

want to go to town 2 to 3 days at a time.

Once every 2 weeks, 3 weeks.

And I started calling her,

like 3 o'clock in the morning.

She's not home.

9 o'clock at night, she's not home.

9 o'clock in the morning, she's not home.

I wondered what the hell is going on here.

A lot of things are crossing my mind,

but I'm blank and I'm not

and I'm trying to say

well, she may be over at

her mother's house, over at sister's place,

out at a movie, or going to

the bazzan, or something like that.

Anyway, when I start thinking

about this cheating stuff,

I can't get it out of my mind, man.

And all of a sudden, I'm trying

to imagine these guys she's cheating with.

Who's she cheating me with? A lawyer?

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