Mr. Lucky Page #4

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captain. It's bad.

- Excuse me.

- Dorothy, don't forget your bank appointment.

Alright.

Mother, come here. What bank is that?

Why it's at 31 East 39th.

Thanks, toots!

- Where to boss?

- The bank!

BLOOD BANK:

Oh, no!

Next!

- Good afternoon.

- Hello Miss Bryant. This is your third visit, isn't it?

We'll have your silver button waiting

for you as soon as you're through.

- Thank you.

- Sit right over there, please.

Well, hello!

- Next please.

- That's you, chum.

Everybody move up please. Thanks

bud.

Well... well.

This is quite a surprise.

No particularly. It so happens I

rather expected it.

And if you think your persistence is going

to have any effect on me, you're mistaken.

I don't see how you people can pass up

$80,000 for the cause.

For whose cause?

If you're so interested in serving

a cause...

why don't you join the army?

- 4F.

- You look 1A to me!

You don't look so bad yourself.

It's my arteries.

Should you be giving blood?

My blood's 1A. Just my arteries are 4F.

J. Bas-...

- Bascopolous...

- I thought you said your name was Joseph?

Well if a fellow went around calling

himself Bascopolous...

think what the other people would call him.

Look, uh...

Why didn't you let me finish what

I was trying to tell the captain?

It so happens I don't trust your motives!

Here I am giving my lifes blood...

- And she don't trust my motives.

- Next.

The person who gets your life blood will

probably develop a passion for the dump shot.

And the poor soldier that gets your blood,

they can use him for an ice cube.

- Next please.

- Well it so happens...

Wait a minute. What is that

"so happens" routine?

It so happens that's a phrase I use.

Well it so happens, I'm offering you 8...

Next please.

Goodbye. And the answer is still no!

This isn't the way out!

- Don't bother me!

- You can't go now, you've got to rest for 20 minutes.

Look sister, take a walk. I feel

like a million dollars.

- But you must lie down and rest.

- I feel great!

- Hiya, boss.

- How was it Crunk?

Wonderful. They only took a pint.

I'm coming back tomorrow and give em a gallon.

This thing is a...

You see... what did I tell you!

PRISON TERM AND PAROLE BOARD

J. BASCOPOLOUS. SS FORTUNA. NEW YORK.

YOU MUST REPORT AT ONCE TO THE PAROLE BOARD.

UNDER THE BAUMES LAW, YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD

OF 3 PRIOR CONVICTIONS RENDERS YOU LIABLE

TO LIFE IMPRISONMENT ON A

FOURTH OFFENSE.

- What do you say, Crunk.

- I thought we had rat guards on this boat.

How'd you get on!

- Joe up?

- What are you doing back?

I'll do my talking to Joe if you don't mind.

From Athens... heroic Greek troops were denied

defending the mountain passes of Northern Greece...

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