Movie 43 Page #5
I trust you.
I feel like you're my soul mate.
I want to give you this gift.
I want you to be my first.
To... poop?
On me.
What? You don't want to?
- No, I mean...
- Are you not attracted to me anymore?
Of course I'm attracted to you, honey.
So will you?
Poop on me?
(MEDIUM-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)
Oh, man. You just hit
the f***ing lottery, man.
You don't think it's a little weird,
for wanting him to sh*t on her?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, man.
Have some respect for this guy. OK?
She did not ask him to sh*t on her.
Shitting is something you do on a whore.
- Right.
- Right?
Pooping is a gift you give
to your soul mate.
- OK.
- Of course!
- DOUG:
I never looked at it like that.- Tell me, man. What's on the menu?
- Before you do the big deed.
- I don't know. Does it f***ing matter?
- Is she a vegetarian?
- No.
Boom! Big, beef burrito
with extra beans on that bad boy.
Put some salsa,
some guacamole for color,
so when it come out of you,
it's a festival.
You know what I'm saying?
You went the extra yard for your lady.
- I don't know...
- You hear me?
I'm doing something classy, OK?
I'm doing seared ahi tuna steaks,
a salad and red wine.
- Nice.
- No, no, no, no.
F***ing no! It's not about
how fancy it goes in,
it's about how fancy it comes out.
And, believe me,
Mexican food makes a f***ing mess.
Don't mess with f***ing salads.
You know what salad does?
It locks down your bowels.
You don't want your bowels
all locked down, do you?
No. Drinks are cool.
Have a few f***ing drinks.
- Makes you last longer.
- Last longer?
You don't want to be Mr. Two Squeeze
Thank You Please, right?
- You really don't want to be that.
- Billy. Goddamn, Billy.
Why don't you go over there
while grown people are talking over here.
Go over there and play
with your GI Joe or some sh*t, man.
- Yeah, I'll go over there.
- Look it.
Take my advice on this one.
You go out tonight
and you sh*t on a few skanks.
- OK?
- Yes.
To get it all out your system.
F***ing tomorrow,
you are a one-poop man.
Understand?
- What the f*** is this?
- Viagra, brother.
- Poop Viagra. Yeah.
- You just carry that on you?
- Yeah, I carry this sh*t around on me.
- At barbecues?
You goddamn right.
I got a meat problem.
I eat f***ing meat,
- OK?
- Fine...
(FARTING)
- JULIE:
I'm ready, sweetie.- Oh, f***.
(MUFFLED) In a minute!
- (GRUNTING)
- (BOWELS GURGLING)
I love her. Hey, I love her.
- (FARTING)
- Oh!
- Hey, hey.
- (CHUCKLES)
Oh... (GRUNTS)
- You look nice.
- Thank you.
- OK, let's go.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Honey. What are you doing?
- Huh?
What am I doing? You know what
I'm doing. I'm trying to, you know...
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