Mousehunt Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1997
- 98 min
- 1,849 Views
- He's a LaRue connoisseur.
- Guilty as charged.
Gentlemen, I'm going
to make you an offer.
No, no, no, I couldn't be so crass
as to allow you to do that.
But you are welcome
to come to the auction.
- Auction?
- Auction, yes.
It would be unfair of us to deprive
others of the chance to bid.
Um...
May I have one moment
with my brother, please?
- Sure. Of course.
- Thank you.
- What is this?
- It's the...
- What is this? No.
- It's the first I've heard...
- What are you doing?
- Answering your prayers.
These pigeons are ripe for plucking.
Put them in a room
to outbid each other?
- We'll make $700,000, $800,000 easy.
- Man, you're smart!
Oof!
- You'll get it...
- Don't talk to me!
So, when is the, uh,
earliest we can set the auction?
I suppose all arrangements
could be completed within the week.
- A week it is.
- Great!
- You're smarter than you look.
- (Together) Thank you.
But know this.
I have never paid more than $10
million for a house in my life!
OK, see you, then.
Five million bales
of top-grade cotton fibre.
Forty thousand hot lamps complete
with rotating plate-warming trays.
gleaming under real lights.
(Ernie) My own chain of restaurants.
(Lars, echoing) April can have
anything she's ever wanted!
(Faintly) Cars, coats, china.
She loves china.
(Fan blades whooshing)
(Ernie) I'm gonna build
a swimming pool...
full of pina coladas
and a college girls.
(Lars) lf only Pop
could've seen this house!
He did. He just wasn't
smart enough to sell it.
We've turned a corner.
Our future is staring us in the face.
All we have to do is grab it,
baste it, and scarf it down!
Aha! We've finally found
our friend's home!
Well, I bought
a present for ya, buddy.
Ernie, i-it's just a little mouse.
Do we really have to kill it?
Yes. Listen to me.
A single vermin can bring you down.
Believe me, I know. (Snap) Ah...
(Snoring)
- (Snap)
- (Gasps)
(Sighs)
- Oh! Like a baby.
Hey, last night,
did you hear the, uh...
Oh, yeah. Let's see.
- Well, where'd he go?
I don't believe it.
He snapped the trap, ate the olive,
and left the pit just to mock us.
You're giving him
a little too much credit.
Mice don't mock.
They don't have a sense of humour.
He's not sitting in his hole
in a smoking jacket,
sipping cognac,
giggling "I left the pit."
The trap snapped itself,
the olive flew off, and he ate it.
But now he knows we're here,
he won't come near us.
We won't be seeing that... Mouse!
(Both shrieking)
Aha! Ow!
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