Motivational Growth Page #4

I just need to know you're not trying to

take advantage of old Box; aren't trying

to make him a liar to his big

brother stuck in the bucket!

Ian:
I can do that.

I can get you some rent.

Box:
That's good to hear,

there are plenty of things I don't much like to hear.

That you can't get me vent, is something I like to hear.

Ian:
I can understand -

Box:
Shut up.

Give me something soon, soon okay Folliver?

Ian:
Yeah, Box of course.

This might sound weird to you,

but I actually have all the money that I owe you.

Box:
What's the problem then?

Ian:
Well, you live way on the other side

of the complex, you know?

I haven't left this apartment in

going on 16 months now, I think

And this is the problem,

for me at least, I'm not interested

particularly in leaving either.

Box:
Mail it.

Ian:
Mailbox is out there.

Box:
I'll come back then.

(knocking on door)

When should I come back?

Hey, Folliver you listening to me?

When do you want me to come back?

Ian:
whenever..

Box:
Right, I'll be back here in three days.

You have your rent together

and we won't have a problem.

Ian:
Yeah, uhuh, sure.

Box:
Three days Folliver

[magical music]

Guy:
Not so fast, heh.

Ian:
Who the f*** are you?

Plasmoday:
You see that?

That's a thing of beauty, I've been using it for years.

Not many people can do that,

what I just did. Art sort of thing.

Ian:
Your foot?

Plasmoday:
Well it's sort of lodged in there,

I'd ask you to shut the door to illustrate

but we just did that.

Ian:
Yeah, I meant to do that.

That was me trying to shut my door.

Plasmoday:
Right, and there she is.Thing of beauty.

So. Task at hand. Let's see your busted set.

Ian:
My what?

Oh! Oh Kent! My television!

You're the TV guy.

TV guy:
Yeah, that's me.TV guy.

Ian:
Wow. Look, I'm really sorry,

I was all just trying to shut my door,

you were like boom right in there, you know?

I didn't know you from Adam.

Plasmoday:
Funny you should say that, may I come in?

Ian:
Yeah, of course, sorry come right in.

Kent, my television, is right over there.

Plasmoday:
So this is it, huh?

Ian:
Yeah, that's him. He's been in my family for years.

Plasmoday:
I can see that.

Ian:
I was just watching it-

Plasmoday:
Nope!

(ominous music)

(groaning)

Got it, okay baby, here we go!

Ian:
Whoa, the f***?!

Plasmoday:
Your set's dead, pal.

Ian:
You licked my TV!

Plasmodayf:
Tubes fried.

Ian:
You licked Kent.

Plasmoday:
You're not gonna find

a replacement for this old thing.

Ian:
With your tongue.

Plasmoday:
You consider plasma?

Ian:
I don't even know what that is.

Plasmoday:
You don't need to know what it is,

you just need to know that you need it.

Ian:
I'm not sure that I do.

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