Motel Hell Page #3

And Granny liked it so much...

she nearly ate

the whole pooch herself.

Oh, she was so grateful,

she taught Vincent...

all her smoking secrets.

She knew she was eating a dog?

Well, Granny never put

any distinctions...

on any of God's creatures.

She always used to say...

"Meat's meat,

and man's gotta eat."

She sure loved that old doggy.

Ew!

- Oh, it wasn't so bad.

- You tried it?

Sure. It was kind of like

goat meat, wasn't it, Vince?

Yeah, it's a little

more stringy.

Want to know why Vincent's meat

tastes so good?

- Why?

- What are you whispering?

She's telling me why

the meat tastes so good.

It's because he mixes

the pork with... ohh!

Because I mix the pork

with secret spices...

and Ida knows how important

that recipe is to me.

Yeah, let's take a walk.

OK.

I wouldn't have said

anything, you old fool!

Why did he hit her?

Oh, they like to tease

each other.

They're both a little...

different.

But they don't mean any harm.

So...

So... what?

So, you must be going

a little stir crazy...

up at that motel

with nothing to do.

Not at all.

It's been wonderful for me.

I never lived

in the country before.

I love it.

Oh...

You sound disappointed.

Oh, not at all.

I'm real glad.

I was just kind of

hoping you might want to...

go see the new movie

at the drive-in.

What is it?

It's "The Monster That

Challenged the World."

Sounds like fun.

Listen to 'em eat.

Ain't that a good sound, Ida?

Well, anything's better

than that damn hissing...

and wheezing.

Well, that's not

so much to complain about.

They're good animals.

Not like taking care

of chickens or hogs.

Cut out their tongues.

That would take care

of the hissing.

Hey, you could smoke

their tongues.

Well, I tried that.

Texture's all wrong.

Won't mix with the pork.

Hey, Vincent, I think this one

is just about ready.

Almost, but not quite.

Tomorrow he'll be

ready to become famous.

Hey, Vincent...

do you think in the years

to come...

people will appreciate us

for what we're doing here?

You do understand.

Well, of course I do, you dummy.

Do you think I'm doing

all this just for the fun?

Somebody's got to take

a little responsibility...

for the planet!

Ida, you sweetheart.

I'm sorry I underestimated you.

You better be.

Don't you just love

listening to the radio...

just enjoying all this

good music?

Oh, my gracious,

it's good to be with you.

We got one now

by Leroy Willie Washington,

and it's gonna really

turn you on.

He's there... he's right here

by your side.

Is this the drive-in?

Yep.

Not very funny, Bruce.

I think we better just

turn around and...

What the hell?

No wonder. Wrong tree.

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