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There's nothing in there!

- Ooh, they're f***ing

sneaky little f***ers.

- Give me

the gun, Greg, man,

who is it, who?

Greg, where's Stacy?

Greg!

Greg, where's Stacy?

- Who?

- Your wife, Stacy your wife.

- Oh sh*t, Stacy.

- Yeah, where she at?

- Oh god, what would the

dragons want with Stacy?

Oh f***, the dragons got Stacy!

Stacy!

Oh f*** Stacy, I'm sorry Stacy!

- Are you

f***ing kidding me?

- Greg.

- You sure you killed them?

- Yeah bud, we got them all.

- All the who?

- Yeah Greg, we slew the

dragons, all of them.

Dragons are dead as sh*t.

- Oh friend, I knew

you weren't a demon.

I'm so happy right now.

You see that?

All the colors have come back.

Oh, this is gonna be

an amazing evening.

- Might wanna keep this on you.

How long does this

stuff take to wear off?

- How the

f*** should I know?

'Cause I done a couple

drugs in my day?

I've obviously never done

what f***ing chiquita banana

is on over there.

- Oh, it's gonna be

an amazing evening.

You miss me too?

When is she coming back?

I miss her, Steve.

Oh my god, why?

- I can't, I can't.

- Look, Greg.

- I miss her, Steve,

i miss her so much.

- I'll be right back.

- Steve.

- It's okay, it's okay.

- Don't leave me.

- It's okay, it's okay.

- Oh my god, that's

f***ing right.

New York pizza's the best, man.

I would cut off your left arm

to be able to eat

this every night.

- Yeah, thanks buddy.

It's really good but we

were starving so it's like

being stoned, everything's

better when you're stoned.

- Don't try to get

scientific with me.

Hey hey hey like being stoned.

Oh my god, I'm in

love, give me another.

- Dude, you're a pig,

it's your fourth one.

We're on a tight budget, man.

- Like I said.

I'll sing the entire f***ing

song in this restaurant

unless you get me more pizza.

- Go ahead, make

an ass of yourself.

- You know that's

what I'm best at.

- I'm used to it.

- Really?

You ready for this?

- Sorry.

I'm warning you.

- Ladies and gentlemen.

- I'm serious.

- No, well, you f***ed

yourself on this one.

- Just another day.

thank you New York City!

- Woo, sing it!

- Thank you, thank

you very much.

- You're a madman.

- Yeah, I am, luckily,

somebody here likes crazy.

Wah wah.

- Oh, here we go.

- Yeah, it's on.

- Clayne.

- Nope, too late.

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

How are we this evening?

- Hello there.

- Hello, how was

the show, did you enjoy it?

- Never seen one

like that before.

- Well, that's what

i was looking for,

you know what I mean, and

i know this is awkward

but tickets are $10, you

can either pay me directly,

can buy me and my handsome

gentleman friend over there

some drinks down the

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