Monty Python and the Holy Grail Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1975
- 91 min
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BODY:
I feel fine.
LARGE MAN:
Do me a favour.
CART DRIVER:
I can't.
LARGE MAN:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes. He won't
be long.
CART DRIVER:
I promised I'd be at the Robinson's. They've lost nine
today.
LARGE MAN:
When's your next round?
CART DRIVER:
Thursday.
BODY:
I think I'll go for a walk.
LARGE MAN:
You're not fooling anyone you know.
(to CART DRIVER)
Isn't there anything you could do?
BODY:
(singing unrecognisably)
I feel happy... I feel happy.
The CART DRIVER looks at the LARGE MAN for a moment. Then they both
do a quick furtive look up and down the street. The CART DRIVER
very swiftly brings up a club and hits the OLD MAN. (Out of shot
but the singing stops after a loud bonk noise.)
LARGE MAN:
(handing over the money at last)
Thanks very much.
CART DRIVER:
That's all right. See you on Thursday.
They turn ... Suddenly all the village fall to their knees, touching
forelocks etc. ARTHUR and PATSY ride into SHOT, slightly nose to
the air, they ride through without acknowledging anybody. After
they pass, the LARGE MAN turns to the CART DRIVER.
LARGE MAN:
Who's that then?
CART DRIVER:
(Grudgingly)
I dunno, Must be a king.
LARGE MAN:
Why?
CART DRIVER:
He hasn't got sh*t all over him.
3 EXTERIOR - DAY
ARTHUR and PATSY riding. They stop and look. We see a castle in the
distance, and before it a PEASANT is working away on his knees trying
to dig up the earth with his bare hands and a twig. ARTHUR and
PATSY ride up, and stop before the PEASANT
ARTHUR:
Old woman!
DENNIS:
Man!
ARTHUR:
Man. I'm sorry. Old man, What knight live in that castle
over there?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven.
ARTHUR:
What?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven ... I'm not old.
ARTHUR:
Well - I can't just say: "Hey, Man!'
DENNIS:
Well you could say: "Dennis"
ARTHUR:
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
DENNIS:
You didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR:
I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind
you looked ...
DENNIS:
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like
an inferior ...
ARTHUR:
Well ... I AM king.
DENNIS:
Oh, very nice. King, eh! I expect you've got a palace and fine
clothes and courtiers and plenty of food. And how d'you get that?
By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist
dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our
society! If there's EVER going to be any progress ...
OLD WOMAN:
Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here ... Oh!
how d'you do?
ARTHUR:
How d'you do, good lady ... I am Arthur, King of the Britons ...
can you tell me who lives in that castle?
OLD WOMAN:
King of the WHO?
ARTHUR:
The Britons.
OLD WOMAN:
Who are the Britons?
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