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everything she knows...

...when you run things here.

Came with me all the way,

never fucks up.

Almost.

Kitty ran away last night.

I want you to go get her.

You kidding?

If it's about the gun, say so,

but don't hand me newbie work.

- P*ssy patrol.

- Finally, a little respect.

Claire, take Jimmy with you.

It's only 22 ounces.

This thing's so damn light.

- What do you know?

- Hey, come on, give me that back.

Come on, give me that back

or I'm telling my dad. I'm serious.

Look, I'm warning you.

I'm serious, all right?

- In that case.

- Yeah, thought so.

Where we going, anyway?

We're supposed to look for Kitty.

Could you shut your yap, junior?

Perhaps you'll learn something.

I know you. You're nobody watching

this program alone late at night.

I know you. You're nobody watching

this program alone late at night.

So when I say, "What are you

waiting for?" you identify.

You say, "What am I waiting for?

I could take that step today."

So you shell out $39.95

for my book...

...you read it and you feel inspired,

really changed.

But then nothing happens.

For the first time,

you see what you have to do...

...and yet you lack the will

to do it...

...because you haven't changed.

Why?

Because you don't want to.

You'd rather just sit back on

the couch, have another light beer...

...and catch up on some

of those Happy Days reruns.

That's it, isn't it?

Now, as you know...

...other programs have as many

as seven or even 12 steps.

But with mine, you can change

your life in just one step.

Won't you take that step?

Call the number on your screen.

Do it now.

God bless you, and good night.

- You are so inspirational, doctor.

- It was just like on the TV.

Mr. And Mrs. Presser, take Sharon

and wait for me over in the garden.

- Yes, sir.

- I have a question.

Earl, go work on your step.

Ms. Kelsky, it's been too long.

And I believe Mr. Roth and I

have never had the pleasure.

So nice of you to drop by. I hope

Mr. Lawrence took good care of you.

And if it isn't young James.

I'm Dr. Wexler.

- Your father and I are good friends.

- They're business associates.

So, James, what did you think

of the show?

- I really liked it.

- I knew you would.

How are you getting along

with your father?

Peas in a pod, thanks for asking.

Sometimes he makes me mad.

If you're interested in taking

that step, you should...

He's not.

- Thank you.

- Cute.

Please.

How are you feeling

these days, Mr. Roth?

What exactly are you

a doctor of, Mr. Wexler?

Let's talk about money.

So much sent in, so much cash.

Also untraceable with a little ingenuity.

I did not mean in general.

You must be referring to your people

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