Monsterwolf Page #5

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They're gonna pay me all this money

for poking holes in my yard?

It's for real.

They tell me I could go

anywhere I want to on vacation.

They're gonna pay for it.

Always wanted to go to new Orleans.

Uh, new Orleans

is three hours away, Burt.

Oh, I know, I know.

I hear you, but when you get

to be old as me,

sometimes you got to throw

caution to the wind.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

[Laughs]

Yes.

I better start packing.

Good job.

Oh.

So I made the cut, huh?

I'm sorry?

Phone's been ringing

off the hook all morning,

saying you people are buying up lots.

That's right.

Well, you could put me down as a "no."

But you haven't even heard

our offer yet.

Yeah, well, see, I tend

to take biggie's view on finances.

What's that?

Mo' money, mo' problems.

See, I don't really care about

you people drilling for oil,

but the one thing that I do care about

is you doing it in my backyard.

If you would just have a look...

So I guess I don't really

need to tell you

where to shove that thing, do I?

Listen, you little...

[phone ringing]

Yeah.

Just take a look at the offer.

You'll change your mind.

We've got to get going.

I'd like to strangle him.

[Whistles]

Now, that's a big problem.

[Humming cheerfully]

[Growling and snarling]

[Roaring]

I heard we got the lab results

back on that tooth.

Wolf.

Think Turner could be right?

This could be some sort of spirit?

This one is the same as the others.

You sure?

I'm positive.

More and more I'm thinking

this is the work

of a single animal.

Well, how could one wolf take

out nine men in 24 hours?

Judging from these molds,

this ain't no ordinary wolf.

This thing weighs 200 pounds, easy.

What the hell, sheriff?

When did you decide to stop

policing this town?

I don't like your tone there, stark.

Yeah, you and my ex-wife.

You realize how much money

I've lost in the last two days?

This is a major problem for me.

Well, don't you think

it might be more of a problem for him?

You need to handle this, sheriff.

I'm law enforcement.

I'm not animal control.

Oh, come on.

What kind of wolf does this?

You better start asking yourself

why Turner wants us

to think it's a wolf.

You know something?

I'm gonna do you a big favor right now

and just pretend I didn't hear

an accusation in there, all right?

You tell chief Turner

that when you hit somebody,

you better be ready for them

to hit back.

Now what are you gonna do?

I'm taking care of this my way.

There is no "your way," stark.

It's me.

You know the guy we used

on that Africa thing?

I need him.

[Keyboard clacking]

So it's true.

You are sleeping with the enemy.

You came all the way down here

just to tell me that?

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