Monsters, Inc. Page #3

( grunts )

( chuckling )

What do you know?

It scares little kids

and little monsters.

I wasn't scared.

I have... allergies.

( coughing )

Uh-huh. Sure.

Hey, Randall, save it for

the scare floor, will you?

I'm in the zone today,

Sullivan.

Going to be doing

some serious scaring.

Putting up some big numbers.

Wow, Randall.

That's great.

That should make it

even more humiliating

when we break the record first.

Ha, ha!

Shh, shh, shh,

shh, shh.

Do you hear that?

It's the winds of change.

( mocking voice ):

''You hear it?

You hear the winds of ch...?''

Oh, what a creep.

One of these days,

I am really...

going to let you

teach that guy a lesson.

( deep croaking )

( liquid squishing )

Chalooby! Baby!

MIKE:

Good morning, Roz

my succulent

little garden snail.

And who would

we be scaring today?

Wazowski, you didn't file

your paperwork last night.

Oh, that darn paperwork.

Wouldn't it be easier

if it all just blew away?

( chair squeaking )

Don't let it happen again.

Yes, well, I'll, uh...

I'll try to be less careless.

I'm watching you, Wazowski.

Always watching.

Whoo! She's nuts.

Always!

CELIA ( over P.A. ):

All scare floors are now active.

Assistants, please report

to your stations.

( metallic clunk )

( machine beeps, bell dings )

( bell dings )

( clanking and whirring )

( chime rings )

Okay, people,

eastern seaboard coming on-line.

We got scarers coming out!

( dramatic brass fanfare

playing )

Ooh, they're

so awesome.

( knuckles cracking )

( clanging and growling )

( snarls )

( blowing )

( growling )

Hey... may

the best monster win.

I plan to.

( bell ringing )

We are on in seven... six...

five... four... three...

two...

( horn blaring )

( growls )

You're the boss.

You're the boss.

You're the big,

hairy boss.

( child screaming )

( bell dings )

Oh, I'm feeling

good today, Mikey!

Yeah!

MIKE:

Whoa!

Attaboy.

Attaboy.

Another door coming right up.

( whirring and clanking )

( child screaming )

( bell dings )

( growling )

You're still behind,

Randall.

You know, maybe I should

realign the scream intake valve.

Just get me

another door!

A door! Yes, door!

( child screaming )

( bell dings )

( bells dinging )

( beeping )

( metallic clanking )

( click and hiss )

( children screaming )

( bells dinging )

( children screaming )

Well,Jerry, what's

the damage so far?

We may actually

make our quota today, sir.

Hmm. First time

in a month.

( gurgling and burping )

Huh?!

( door buzzing )

( screaming and sobbing )

What happened?

The kid almost

touched me!

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