Monster Pies Page #2

Just for a second.

But don't eat it all at once!

Okay? I'll see you tomorrrow.

Alright. Say goodbye to your mum.

We're leaving.

Bye Mum.

Well, that was good. I enjoyed that.

Good to be able to catch up and see a

movie with you now and again.

That was great, I thought it was great.

I love Meryl Streep.

Did you like it, did you enjoy it?

- I'm not really a fan of Meryl Streep.

- Aw!

Yeah, maybe next time I could

choose the movie?

Yeah, yeah. Like I'm not good at..

I've never been good at, you know,

making choices and...

...making decisions; that's more of

your mum's domain, you know.

How is she? I mean, is she still,

you know...

let's... no, no, let's not go there.

I really shouldn't be

asking you about your mum.

I don't really want to

know and get into all that.

You know, don't do that. You just

start talking about Mum and then...

...just stop.

Sorry.

- If you came in...

- I can't, Mike. I just...

There's too many memories in that house,

and your mum and I just, we just, you know,

we can't...

...besides, I've got a new life now,

and my own life, and I just...

I'm sorry, it's... I guess it's complicated.

I'd better get you home, eh?

I'm headin' down the pub, mate.

Get that grub up before I get back.

There's nothing to eat.

There's nothing in the fridge.

You'll work it out.

Was the pasta okay?

Sorry I didn't have time to cook.

Did you um, did you notice that lady

I said hello to as we were coming out?

- The blonde one?

- Yeah.

What about her?

She was like my nemesis at high school.

She used to try and

steal all my boyfriends.

How many boyfriends did you have?

I wasn't a tart or anything,

but when I was your age, you know, I used to

have a few people chasing me.

- You know how it is.

- Not really, no.

I'm sure you... there are loads of girls

interested in you.

Look at you! You're so handsome!

You'll see.

You okay in there?

Go to sleep. I'll be back soon.

This is my house. That's my mum's room.

That's me as a baby. Don't look at that!

Hey. Let me guess.

Someone likes cats.

Hey, have you ever played that game,

when you're a kid, with a mirror...

...and you're looking up

at the ceiling...

...and you try and guide your

way through the house?

No.

And this is the kitchen.

- You wanna drink of something?

- What've you got?

We have full Coke, diet Coke,

Hawaiian punch.

- Hawaiian Punch sounds good.

What happened to your hand?

Oh, was just an accident.

- What are you doing?

- Um, just testing the camera.

- You filming me?

- No, it's not on.

What's that red light then?

- Oh, that's the standby light.

- Get lost, you're filming me.

Just keep going, it's good.

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