Monster in the Closet Page #4

Synopsis: Monster is a spoof of horror/monster films. After several people and a dog are found dead in their closets a "mild-mannered" reporter, a college professor, her son and a befuddled professor band together to uncover the mystery but not without involving the U.S. Army and mass panic.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Bob Dahlin
Production: Lorimar Home Video
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.9
PG
Year:
1986
90 min
162 Views


You might have the greatest

article in the world.

I just hope there is somebody left

to read it.

Aonster attacks

little Town in California.

Closet monster claims

the fifth victim.

Extra, read the news, a monster

is on the loose in Chestnut Hills!

The President declares

National emergency!

...they are heading towards that town

90 km away from San Francisco,

That has become

the focus of the entire world.

General Turball, in charge of

the operation has declared.

That the monster is...

Somewhere around these 3 blocks,

The area has been evacuated,

surrounded, and it's been patrolled.

If that son of a b*tch is in there

there is no way out.

Are you attacking the monster, or

are you waiting until he comes out?

We are following its movements,

We know exactly

where he is.

We will go straight for that beast

What are you going to do with it

when you find it?

A coat!

Any more brilliant questions?

Do you know the kind of monster

it is and where it comes from?

I don't care that's

Doctor Pennywerth's problem

I think it is a creature

from another world,

from other time

and maybe from another planet,

But that's just my idea,

that's why I decided to study it

To be able to answer

all your questions.

Any idea of why he chooses

to hide in the closets?

No, none, that's one of the

mysteries of this entire phenomenon.

General, are you going to try to

capture the monster alive?

I try to save lifes

I don't do scientific experiments,

as soon as get the beast,

We'll send him to another world.

But General,

there aren't fixed rules for that,

You could save more lifes

without pulling the trigger,

When I was a little boy

I found a little frog,

I could have killed it...

Excuse me gentlemen,

but we have a lot to do...

And we are wasting time

with all this talk.

If you do what you were told,

stay away from the area...

And keep your closets locked.

The Army will do the rest,

Thank you, good morning!

Scupp?

Hello big guy!

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

Haven't you talked to the boss?

He forgot to call you,

Dick it's your lucky day,

you got promoted.

Yes, didn't you want to do

a politic article?

It's yours, the boss wants you

right back.

But I can't leave,

I have a sensational article.

Don't worry,

I can cover you,

All this about the monster

will be out dated soon,

The boss has better plans for you.

You don't have to thank me,

you would do the same for me

Listen Dick, I'll see you at the

Newspaper in a couple of days.

Dick Congratulations.

Why not?

A, Because. B, the doctor doesn't

want to see anybody now,

and C, we already told Ar. Clark

all we know.

To Ar. Clark? But he is worthless

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