Money Talks Page #6

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Tutti frutti!

Where'd you learn

to talk Italian?

Did Vic talk to you in Italian

when you were a kid?

All the time.

Here she is!

It's nice of you to show up.

I'm terribly sorry.

Fiance Grace,

this is my friend Vic.

You're phat.

P- h- a- t...

Pretty, hot, and tempting.

I'm stunned by your phatness.

You're a lucky man to have

such a phat- ass fiance.

She fine.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

You made it.

I thought you'd be off

covering that prison escape...

with the rest of

the low- life sensationalists.

Mother, give it a rest.

Actually, I am covering that

sort of indirectly, Mom.

How many times do

I have to tell you...

to call me Mrs. Cipriani?

Connie, this is Vic Damone Jr.

He's Jimmy's good friend.

Tell us what it was like

growing up in show biz.

Everybody's interested.

I had a lot of friends.

Junior Walker Jr.,

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr.

We hang out all the time.

And what do you do now,

Mr. Damone Jr.?

- I'm in...

- Sales.

- Retail?

- Seats.

On the stock exchange.

- Broker?

- Ticket scalper.

I can get you anything if you

let me know ahead of time.

He's a funny guy.

He's hysterical. Kills me.

How about

some nice Dom Prignon '85?

How about some Colt.45?

Would you excuse me

for one second?

I need to talk to you.

What the f*** do you think

you're doing?

I'm mingling

with the rich folks.

I'm locking your ass

in the f***ing closet...

for the rest of the weekend.

Don't even start with me.

You the one

brought me out here...

in Beverly Hills mingling

with these uppity- ass people.

I'm wanted for murder,

my life on the line...

What about my life?

I'm lookin' at your life.

Grace! What's up?

This is beautiful.

I couldn't be happier

for you and James.

It's about time

he settled down...

after all the women

he been through.

And those twins in school

wasn't his.

That was all a lie.

He had a lot of women.

He had all the women.

All the women, all the guys,

I f***ed them all.

Here we go.

I'd like to propose a toast.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Everybody!

I'm going to propose a toast!

This is Vic Damone's son.

If you don't mind.

You're James' first,

his last, his everything.

And you're the answer

to all his dreams.

You're his sun, his moon,

his guiding star.

You're kind of wonderful,

that's what you are.

He knows

there's only one of you...

Isn't that Barry White?

There's no way

he could have made two.

You're all he's living for.

Your love...

he'll keep forevermore.

You're his first...

his last...

his everything.

That was beautiful.

I do what I can do

when I can do it.

Congratulations.

You got a phone?

Thank you.

You can see

this kid is Italian.

He feels deep.

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