Money for Nothing Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1993
- 100 min
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You get five years?
Yeah, for findin'
some money
What are you,
the attorney general?
If I found that loot...
all them garbage cans up there,
I wouldn't have to be pickin'
out of'em no more
I'd order me up limousines
two feet longer than anybody else's
I'd build me a house
way up on top of the hill
And they'd say, "Man, you live up there?"
I'd say, "Yeah, I live up there"
They'd say, "How you live
way up there?" I'd say, "Man,
- You know what I mean? Heck, yeah
- That's a hundred dollar bill
Whoa!
I'd buy more shoes than Imelda Marcos
- The rest I'd probably waste
- Not me
I got a condo I can't sell
I got a Porsche I can't drive
The insurance is too high
I got a girlfriend who likes to drive
through the south of France
and drink
ten dollar cappuccinos
If I found a million dollars, I'd put it
up as collateral to get out of debt
- then borrow more money.
- dd
There's a gentlemen
staring at you
- Oh, yeah?
- I think so
Do you know what you could buy
for $12 million?
- I'm gonna come back
and have a drink later
- Okay
Could I have a vodka and cranberry?
Stoli, with three limes
I was sitting here
a minute ago
- Can I get a Rolling Rock?
- We only carry imported
- All right, run a tab.
- Okay I need a credit card
I'm applyin' for one
It's okay
dd
How's everythin'
goin' at the bank?
Joe, get it right We're not a bank
We're an investment firm
- I thought we decided
not to see each other anymore
- Yeah, we did
Come on, Monica, I know
you think I'm here-
I don't need a glass
I know you think I'm gonna try to talk
you into sleeping with me
And that we're gonna get back
together and then we're gonna
break up It's gonna be a mess
I just need your help...
in an area of your expertise.
Expertise in what,Joe?
Money
Money?
Here's a question, seriously
Is there a way for a guy
like me, a guy who's stuck
to walk into your firm
and invest a big chunk of change?
A million cash,you know.
Whatever. What kind of
questions are they gonna ask?
What kind of questions?
They'll need to see picture ID,
- That's all I need?
- If it's less than $10,000
Anything in excess, we're required
to notify the Treasury Department
Is there a way for me,
you know, and you maybe, to
the zeroes so that the IRS
doesn't find out about it?
Joe,
a guy like you is never gonna
walk into my office with a million cash
All right
I mean, who you kidding?
Look at you, you're still wearin' the
same clothes as the last time I saw you
Check, please
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