MoDeRn WaRfArE 3: kItTy StOmPeRs Page #4
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YURI:
I think it's me being a third-person viewpoint on Makarov now that Soap no longer needs one.
CAPTAIN PRICE:
But none of that gets us a step closer to actually finding Makarov. Unless some unrelated clue were to suddenly pop up, but that would really render all this poignant drama moot.
SANDMAN:
Hey guys, we used unrelated clues to learn that Makarov has President Vorshevsky at a diamond mine in Siberia!
CAPTAIN PRICE:
Let's all team up and go get him!
CAPTAIN PRICE, YURI and SANDMAN launch an ASSAULT on the DIAMOND MINE. Since that apparently ISN'T AWESOME ENOUGH ON ITS OWN, the COURTYARD also features A BAGGER 288.
SANDMAN:
They're keeping President Vorshevsky behind this reinforced door! We can't get in!
CAPTAIN PRICE:
I know, we'll punch a hole in the ceiling!
SANDMAN:
Genius!
CAPTAIN PRICE:
We'll stand right next to the explosives as they detonate and ride the concrete down!
SANDMAN:
Wait, what if we're right on top of the President when we --
CAPTAIN PRICE:
And then we'll shoot the President's captors with perfect head shots before we even hit the ground!
SANDMAN:
Dude, what?
This HAPPENS. Then the MINE starts to COLLAPSE.
SANDMAN:
Go! Get to the rotorwing!
CAPTAIN PRICE:
The what?
SANDMAN:
The chopper! Get to the chopper! I'll valiantly stay behind and cover your escape!
CAPTAIN PRICE:
Why? The chopper's right here. It's maybe ten yards. It just seems further away because we're in dramatic slow motion.
SANDMAN:
The MINE COLLAPSES as CAPTAIN PRICE and YURI escape with PRESIDENT VORSHEVSKY.
EXT. HOTEL - ARABIAN PENINSULA
The WAR has come to an END. CAPTAIN PRICE decides to give MAKAROV a PHONE CALL.
VLADIMIR MAKAROV
Wait, how in the living f*** are you just casually giving me a call right now?
CAPTAIN PRICE:
Hah, who's the idiot who kept his number listed all this time?
VLADIMIR MAKAROV
Who's the idiot who never found it until now? Who's the idiot who spent two games stringing together a long list of dubious and risky leads to track me down?
CAPTAIN PRICE:
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE FACE!
VLADIMIR MAKAROV
Assuming that means you know where I am, I think I'll only try to escape once you get here.
CAPTAIN PRICE:
Much obliged.
CAPTAIN PRICE and YURI don some JUGGERNAUT ARMOUR and attack the HOTEL.
CAPTAIN PRICE:
The irony here is that even without this Juggernaut armour, we'd still be able to handle this kind of opposition!
YURI:
You think that's funny? Why do these games try to take themselves so goddamn seriously by including a single controversial scene of horrific hopelessness when that scene is consistently bookended by the same over-the-top action that typifies the Army Of Two antics that we're now reenacting?
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