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But I'd want to.

I don't find Werner attractive.

That's exactly why I can't do it with Leo.

With Christian.

You don't know Leo's pecker.

Yes, once when he was drunk,

he whipped it out.

What?

When?

When you were away.

He even showed it to Monika.

Monika?

He pulled it out right in front of her.

Where's your phone?

It's not here.

It was small and wrinkled.

He pulled it out by the skin.

Don't tell such gross things

about my boyfriend.

I mean... I'm very aesthetic.

With me a pecker has to be beautiful.

It can't look like it's 70 years old.

Charley's wasn't pretty either,

but it was incredible.

Simply humongous. And...

For me the important thing

is that it's hard.

I can't stand them only half hard.

My first boyfriend,

the one I lost my virginity to,

his felt like a cold pizza.

You could never tell if he was horny

or if it was already over.

Seriously.

It was a total bummer.

And now he has kids, the jerk.

He cheats on his wife for the reassurance

because he's no good anymore.

All you do is meditation?

No, yoga too.

And that helps with your jobs?

Me, I do other stuff.

I go to a fortune teller who

tells me everything.

That's crap.

No it's great.

She told me all my jobs.

When it's full moon,

I always go swimming in the lake...

because it gives you really pretty skin,

but only when it's full moon,

and then I rub myself with fish oil,

it stinks incredibly, but it's great.

It lasts a real long time.

I also do a Tarot reading.

Yeah, but Tarot is stupid.

You have to do it right.

You have to go to a fortune teller,

invoke higher things in general.

Know what I just bought?

This wonderful fragrant oil.

It's called Yang Hiang.

But none of that helps, Tanja.

You have to trust in spiritual things.

That helps.

You have to sell your soul

to become famous.

That's a totally crass way to put it,

but it's true.

Not to the devil, but...

You have to start with yourself.

I figure first I have to

find my inner peace,

and then I consider...

what kind of job can do, y'know?

Because if things aren't okay with me,

they can't be okay at work?

Why, isn't everything okay?

Oh sure, everything's fine.

Attitude is important. Look in the mirror...

You know what I do?

I go into the woods and take

off all my clothes,

and then I scream, yeah?

At the top of my lungs.

I get a lot out of that.

You need something like that.

What about a really simple dress, look.

Maybe I should clean up around here.

Is this trendy now? In orange, yuck.

Can you wear this?

That's not just any lipstick.

Sport lipstick, maybe?

No, fashion show lipstick.

Fashion show red lipstick for exclusive...

Bridal fashion shows?

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