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Over dimensional.

They don't seem extreme to me.

They do to me, Lisa.

I noticed them immediately, last time.

So, tell me, what...

What?

You know, how...

I mean, it's somehow so strange.

Why?

It must be strange to suddenly

have such huge breasts.

I don't even notice them anymore.

I even called my doctor...

You're so wasted.

You shouldn't always mix. I just snort.

You always drink alcohol too.

So, I call him up.

Just like with my nose,

on my last operation,

I called him up in Istanbul, my doctor,

and I said to him,

my nose isn't any smaller,

I feels so huge, I want another operation.

Just imagination.

And it's like that with my breasts.

You have a very delicate nose.

I measure my breasts all the time.

They stay the same, y'know...

What's your bustline now?

... but you get used to them.

I'm like a 34 or 35 now.

That's totally... killer.

You don't even need your secret

weapon for men anymore,

You just stand there and say:

Look out here I come.

You can't compare a black boy

with a Japanese boy.

Spanish men...

They're not Spanish.

I think Spanish guys suck.

What do you have against them?

Spanish guys are animals.

Ever seen a bullfight?

These guys are brutal.

Proletarians to the max, pigs.

Well, if I want a wild bull,

I drink a Red Bull and kiss him.

It was just that a**hole, he just...

What about Austrian men.

Chunky calves, a Wiener Schnitzel...

No thank you, Austrians are the worst...

Or your average American guy.

What about race?

I think we should discuss race relations.

Do you know how it works?

Yeah, used the piece of sh*t

3 or 4 years ago,

on a Spaniard or an Italian.

Big guy, big Spanish bastard.

Did you get raped 10 times

to make you buy that?

Let's say you're like you are now,

you're totally wasted,

and some guy comes and says,

Hey baby, fondles your breasts and you...

Where do you push?

I know, it's a piece of junk,

f***ing piece of sh*t.

I can't believe this.

Why do you always come a few hours late?

I never come late.

You always come late.

I don't mean sex, Werner,

I'm talking about when you say you're

coming over at 7:00,

and then on principle you don't get here

until 8:
00 or 9:00.

I mean, is it impossible or what?

I don't say a time anymore.

Yeah, but now and then...

you do say a time,

then you always come late.

You do. Do you do it on purpose?

No.

Sure.

If it takes longer, then it takes longer.

Yeah, but you can call me...

Last time I called the Tribuswinkel police,

and they said, Werner Hotzi?

He's down at the tavern. Great.

That's ridiculous.

That's what they said.

Besides the fact that there's

no police in Tribuswinkel,

it's still ridiculous.

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