Mockingbird Page #3

like a scavenger hunt.

- Mom? Mom.

- Oh. Oh, this is bad.

Where are the clippers?

- What clippers?

- Give it to me.

- Why? Why?

- Where are the clippers?

Because it's a contest

and I have to do things.

- Yeah? What kinda things?

- And you know what I win?

A job?

I win $10,000.

- Here! Bathroom.

- The good ones or the bad ones?

- This one.

- No, those are the bad ones.

- What are we clipping?

- Why are your panties everywhere?

What the f*** are we clipping?

Hey. My name is Leonard.

You can't see me. Hold on.

Let's go!

Okay.

Hey, my name is Leonard and I just

wanna say thank you so... Sh*t!

- Leonard.

- I just... Shut up!

That's my mom.

Normally, uh, I don't know. I

don't normally live with her.

But I owe my mom

some money, so...

I... Okay, so what I'm...

What I'm trying to say is...

- Leonard!

- ... thank you so much. Shut up! Please!

Um, I just want you

guys to know that, um...

I appreciate this. And, I

honestly could use the $10,000.

So, um...

Leonard! Hurry!

Sh*t.

Uh,

I really feel like this is...

I think this is gonna be

a really good night for me.

So thank you.

- ... fighting me on this.

- It's a bad idea.

- Stop fighting me and help me!

- Are you gonna... Seriously?

Are you... Are you

a little bit retarded?

Just a little bit?

I'm just asking.

You're like the worst mom.

Oh, sh*t!

You're doing it. Oh, my God!

Oh, God!

Sh*t! Are you really doing it?

Oh, it's my baby's face

after all these years.

You better get a big old

damn prize for this, huh?

Big old damn prize.

What are you doing?

Oh, there he is.

There's that handsome boy.

Do you have to

cackle right in my face?

Oh. Oh, his sideburns, too?

Damn!

Look at you.

- Do you wanna do my head?

- No.

Hey, it's me.

Um...

Hey, uh, sorry,

I was just calling to, um...

Let you know that I won...

...a camera. One second.

Hello?

- Tom?

- Em.

Are we gonna watch a movie?

Yeah, baby. Just chill out. But

there's something cool first.

What?

Um... More surprises.

- More?

- This was left on the doorstep.

- Just now?

- Yeah. I think it's part two of the contest.

You think so?

Okay.

What is that?

"Tom and Emmy. "

You think that is I...

- That's us.

- That is us.

"Keep filming. "

- Yay! Hence the camera.

- I think we got that.

- We got that one down.

- Yeah. We got that.

"1805 Mockingbird. "

I, uh, that is where we're

going to be given bags of gold.

- That's it?

- I'm assuming.

Oh.

Just give me a second.

- Oh. I missed something.

- Mmm-hmm.

Picture of a car?

Picture of us at the mall.

- What?

- I don't know.

Let me see.

Tom?

- That's weird.

- Where's the rest?

Are you happy?

You're not gonna

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