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Cool. All right...

- Hello.

- You can take that.

I'll take this and this.

Can you hand me the guitar?

- Do you know who he'll stay with?

- No, I don't.

Is he mad at us?

No, no... I...

- Hey, Simon.

- No, not that one! Stop!

You a**hole.

Just imagine...

We're parked along

a natural, secluded beach.

From the window, we see the sea,

tinted red by the setting sun.

And we hear nothing.

Only the sound of the waves.

We take the road up the coast.

You're driving. I'm sleeping.

And...

- Hey.

- Hello.

- How are you?

- Fine.

- What's that?

- We're leaving.

- What?

- We're leaving.

- This is what the Dutch drive.

- Oh, you're Dutch.

Wow. No need for toilet paper.

You can sh*t while showering.

Stop that. Have a drink.

I'll fart in it for you.

- Is there hot water?

- Yes.

And even heating in the bathroom,

so we can go to cold countries.

- Here.

- Thanks.

Where'd you get the money?

- Oh, it's just some family thing.

- Excuse me.

You'll have to get along in here.

Well, let's toast to...

- To our new life.

- Yes.

To our new life. Can you believe it?

Stephane, cheers.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

Here's to yours.

- Cheers.

- Is that a bed?

Yes, it folds out.

Fine, so you'll have your fun,

but what about after?

What will you do when you come back?

Who said we were coming back?

Oh, you're becoming nomads?

- Why not?

- Yes, why not?

- The Belgian Tuaregs...

- He's dumb.

I don't know...

that's not how you'll...

move forward in life.

You sound like Dad.

Their plan is awesome.

- Why give into the system?

- I didn't say that.

- Not everyone has to be like you.

- Don't attack me.

I'm not, but people always scare

others out of trying new things.

They're taking risks. I think it's cool.

It's easy with your parents' money.

Didn't yours help you build this house?

That's not the same.

I just think it's good

to know where you're going.

- And you know where you're going?

- Stop.

Up your ass.

Wait, wait.

- What's up?

- Can you take me to a friend's?

- I don't want to stay at my sister's.

- Yes.

Thanks. That's cool of you.

- Where does she live?

- Not far, near the church.

No problem.

How about one last drink?

- A drink?

- Yes.

She told me,

"You're leaving. We may

never see each other again.

"Maybe we should take advantage,

loosen up a little."

She's very mature for her age.

Did you see her b*obs?

No kidding, her b*obs...

- Simon.

- What?

- No.

- It's on sale.

- No.

- For the beach.

Look...

Fine, we'll take it,

but nothing else after that.

- Damn.

- It goes with...

Yes, but...

- No more.

- I promise.

- Look at this...

- Promise.

Anyway, her b*obs are fantastic.

They're really big,

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