Miss Tanakpur Hazir Ho Page #4

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efforts will be wasted.

- Lajjo if we aren't done

before your aunt comes...

- she'll throw a fit.

- S-A-N-D-E.

That is Sunday.

- M-A-N-D-E...

That is Monday.

T-l-U-S-D-E.

That is Tuesday.

May I ask you something'?

What'?

Who is teaching you Angrezi (English)?

F-O-O-L, fool, this is English,

not Angrezi.

The school teacher

is teaching me English.

The other thing is...

that the state

elections are coming up...

Right.

And I am sure to be a candidate.

If I get elected...

...and can't speak a line of English...

...the village will have

to hang it's head in shame.

- Understand!

- Excuse me!

- What'?

- When are you taking me to the doctor'?

- Doctor?

Last night you said you'd take me.

Can't you see I'm dyeing my hair?

First, it'll dry,

then, I'll take a bath.

- After that I have an

important meeting to attend.

We'll go some other day.

- I'm never going to see that day.

You don't care about me.

Should I go to my father's place?

- He'll take me to the doctor.

- You aren't going to do anything!

Give me the hose.

- I'll have to do everything.

Are you looking for an excuse

to go back to your father's home?

Who will look after

me when you are gone?

And stop exposing yourself.

Who will do the housework?

Your buffalo?

If she could, shed do it.

She cares about me

more than you do.

Yes she does care.

But unlike you,

she's well- behaved and she's loyal.

Are you taking me

to the doctor or not'?

I'll see.

I know you aren't

going to do anything.

You can do as you please

but I'm going today.

My back has been hurting.

I'll take Laxmi along.

Laxmi!

- Yes!

- Get ready!

- We have to go the doctor.

Arjun, let's stop! It's already 3PM.

- I'll die if I cycle anymore.

- A little further.

I need to train for the police academy.

Nothing can stop me from getting in.

- Arjun stop!

- Oh our P.T.Usha!

This pain is getting unbearable.

How long will this bus take to arrive?

Where...'?

To a doctor in the city.

All alone?

He doesn't have the time.

Give me one minute...

Give me your shirt.

One minute.

Take it off.

I can arrange for an Englishwoman

with this imported whisky.

- Really?

- Just find out who that boy is.

Don't worry.

I promise I'll turn him

into a mad man and get him here.

Missiles might lose their way

but not my chants and magic.

But you need to perform

a tantric ritual.

I'm willing to perform a 100,

just find me a way.

Who will write it down'?

If it's in English I'll write it down

and he'll write it down if it's in Hindi.

I'll write it.

Ok take a pen and paper.

Ok, should I call Goswamiji's spirit?

I'm calling Goswamiji's spirit? Okay?

Oh Spirit! Please give

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