Miss Stevens Page #4

at this thing?

Well...

I don't really see anybody

else that I wanna talk to.

I really did. I had...

Ugh!

The biggest crush on my

high school English teacher.

- No.

- So hot.

No, there's just--

There's no way that

every high school

English teacher was hot.

Maybe-- Maybe one

of those teachers

actually was really hot.

The rest--

The rest were just...

okay. Or...

Or not even at all.

I get it. I get it.

Think about it.

You have this woman,

this real woman,

and she's telling you

what to do.

Right?

And she's inspiring you

and exciting you.

And think about these guys.

All they have on their weekends

are these little baby girls

to talk to.

But you're a woman.

You're a goddamn woman.

And you're standing out there,

in front of all their pimples,

and all their boners,

and you're talking

about... sex.

I mean, you're talking

in similes or metaphors,

but really...

Really...

It's just sex.

Those are really nice.

Thanks.

Yeah, they're just so...

Young.

What?

What?

I can't...

No, seriously. What?

Uh...

Nothing.

Nothing. Never mind.

Uh...

Is everything okay?

Yeah.

What are you--

What are you--

I forgot my key inside.

Oh.

Doesn't Sam have one?

He's still downstairs.

Oh.

Kind of met someone.

You know, you can get one

from the front desk.

Oh, my God.

Duh!

Okay, goodnight.

Okay, goodnight.

Pride and Prejudice.

So loud.

Wake up, wake up.

Hello. Good morning.

Good morning.

Good-- Good morning.

Just smile like

a normal... person.

"Good morning. Good morning.

Pride and Prejudice.

Okay, did you read it?

Did anybody read it?

Am I just talking to people

who haven't read the book?

Because you're still--

Has anyone read the book?

Let's... Let's start with...

Let's start with--

Let's start with prejudice.

Let's start with pride.

Pride. Pride.

We've all felt pride.

And goodnight.

You're all asleep."

Hey, Miss Stevens.

I'm just going to get a tire.

Did you get my note?

I left notes under your doors.

Can I come?

Um...

- Where are Margot and Sam?

- Rehearsal.

Don't you need to be in there?

It's afternoon.

They wanted more time.

Nervous, I guess.

You're not nervous?

I mean, I get

nervous sometimes.

When? Standing on

a stage in front of--

I'll let you know.

Okay?

So, can I come?

You don't even listen to

other stations?

I love this one.

Why?

I listened to it

growing up.

You grew up here?

In California? Yeah.

Are your mom and dad

still here?

What is this?

Twenty Questions?

Sorry.

Margot's convinced

you're a lesbian.

Excuse me?

Sorry. That wasn't appropriate.

But you're...

You're not... right?

That is also inappropriate.

Sorry.

It's gonna be a while.

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