Miss Saigon 25th Anniversary Performance

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One of us will be Miss Saigon

I spread the word,

it's Miss Saigon

- Who's left in town? Who hasn't gone?

- Shut up and get your hot pants on

- Each day more GIs disappear

- Will we survive when no-one's here?

- You girls must trust your Engineer

- Sh*t! OK, OK!

I have a little surprise for you.

Come here. Hey!

I found this new girl

from the country, untouched

Get her ready

I'd give that virgin act a rest

You are my first American

Allez, allez, allez!

Why does it take all day?

Get your asses on stage,

I'm raising cash tonight

One of us will be Miss Saigon

They say Saigon has weeks

- I say it's time to pack

- Tonight I must be Miss Saigon

Each night these little buns of theirs

are worth less and less

I need a visa fast

and I'm not looking back

Son of a b*tch, they're here

I can still engineer

Monsieur Joey, please, come inside

It's like the old days,

my little gamines

- Oh, sure

- Just look who's in there

- A gang of Marines

- They're here?

We'll pick 'em clean

- That's what tonight's all about

- Bullshit!

One of these boys

might be your ticket out

- Get out of that dress

- GIRL:
Wow.

No, wait

- It's my new princess

- What?

- Princess?

- Are you f***ing kidding me?

A virgin will give them a treat

Shut up!

Lower your eyelids and play sweet

Men pay the moon to get fresh meat

- Fresh is only fresh once

- Allez, allez, allez

Line up and do your song

Don't make the show too long

Voil! On stage, all

Welcome to Dreamland!

The heat is on in Saigon

The girls are ready to screw

One of these slits here

will be Miss Saigon

And since we're stuck here in hell,

what's a soldier to do?

The stink is making me choke!

Turns out this war is a joke

Turns out the joke is on you

Hey, Monsieur Chris, Monsieur John,

a gift

You've come to win Miss Saigon

You brought him

I gotta get my friend laid

as a last souvenir

I love you, pal,

but your bullshit I've had up to here

The heat is on in Saigon

But till they tell us we're gone,

I'm gonna buy you a girl

- You can buy me a beer

- It's showtime!

From Haiphong to the Mekong Delta,

may I present

the most beautiful girls in Saigon!

- Mimi

- See my bikini

- It's just the right size

- Yvette

Don't you enjoy

how it rides up my thighs?

- Dominique

- Look from behind

- It'll knock out your eyes

- Yvonne

I'll show you my special trophy of war

- Fifi

- For a Marine I'll show more

You won't get up off the floor

The heat is on in Saigon

Don't tell me I'm reassigned,

all that chickenshit sucks

Tonight I'm out of my mind,

not to mention ten bucks

You all know her

as the sex toy from Hanoi.

Miss Gigi Van Tranh.

If I'm your pin-up,

I'll melt all your brass

Stuck on the wall with a pin in my ass

If you get me,

you will travel first class

I'll show you,

we'll make magic, chrie

You buy more tickets from me,

the winner gets her for free

The meat is cheap in Saigon

I used to love getting stoned,

waking up with some whore

I don't know why I went dead,

it's not fun any more

How about something fresh

from the country?

Legs unparted, parts uncharted. Kim.

I'm 17 and I'm new here today

The village I come from

seems so far away

All of these girls here

know much more what to say

But I know

I'm so much more than you see

A million dreams are in me

Jesus, John, who is she?

The Cong is tightening the noose

Is it a week or a day or an hour we got?

Tonight could be our last shot,

got to put it to use

I've got a fever, babe,

and you're gonna catch it

I got an itch,

and, baby, you'd better scratch it

Mimi, Gigi, Yvette or Yvonne

Gonna buy me a beer!

Here's to you, Miss Saigon

Yvonne! Yvette!

Fifi! Mimi! Kim!

And Gigi!

Attention, s'il vous plat.

By popular demand, Miss Gigi Van Tranh

is tonight's Miss Saigon.

The heat is on in Saigon

How'd we get used to the smell?

So let's get wasted,

get high and get laid

- Whoo-hoo!

- A goodbye party in hell

And now, who wins my little pussycat?

Number 66!

Who takes care of you, baby?

You do, but will you take me to America?

Come on. Not right now. Damn!

Hey! I'll make a good wife.

- I said no!

- You prick!

- Let me take care of this.

- This is bullshit!

Don't f*** with me.

- It's OK. Gigi, she likes it rough.

- Crazy, man.

Come on, drink some more.

Play with the girls.

They are not nice,

they're mostly noise

They swear like men,

they screw like boys

I know there's nothing in their hearts

But every time I take one in my arms

It starts

The movie in my mind

The dream they leave behind

A scene I can't erase

And in a strong GI's embrace

Flee this life

Flee this place

The movie plays and plays

I'll find my true romance

He takes me to a place

Where I don't have to dance

Our children laugh all day

But all that I've been through

Can't make my dream come true

Dream

The dream I long to find

The movie in my mind

I will not cry, I will not think

I'll do my dance, I'll make them drink

When I make love, it won't be me

And if they hurt me

I'll just close my eyes and see

They are not nice,

they're mostly noise

The movie in my mind

They kill like men,

they die like boys

The dream that fills my head

They give their cash,

they keep their hearts

A man who will not kill

But every night again it starts

He'll fight for me instead

He'll keep the fear at bay

So no one comes at night

To blow the dream away

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