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her, very compromising. She's a bloody fool too. [grandad] Connor,

Lucas Mulder here. I've got a job for you. It's about my grandson. [panting] -[dog barks]

-[Star] You see, he's kind of sweet

once you get to know him. I mean, if you go off running

to his territory without

introducing yourself, he'll bite you in the ass. So do you want to tell

him your name? Milo. Milo, Logan. So tell us, Milo, why are you so dead set on going

to Dundee Fairth park? It's my school camping trip. I promised my friend, Caitlin. She's only going to be there

until Sunday. [Star] Ah. Little knight in shining armor,

huh? Look. Any other day,

I'd take you anywhere. Especially considering I hit you

with the car and all, but uh, I got to be straight with ya, me and my boyfriend, you know, the fella

on the phone, kind of messed up. Borrowing some money. All places money. So, it looks like

we're stuck here. I mean just until Mickey

gets back. You're a bit of an amateur

photographer, aye? Here. Close your eyes, go on. Now open them. -Who is she?

-[Star] Me dopy. Glastonbury fair, 1978. Whatcha think? I was a fox, wasn't I? Now, I'm a cougar. Ah. Here, come here. Let's have a look. -[Milo grunts]

-Jesus. [exhales] Maybe I should try think about

getting you home somehow. I'm not going home. [sniffs] What does your old man do? [Milo] Feng shui consultancy

for Balance Living. -What?

-[Milo] He has a website, and when people buy the products

he mentioned in his podcasts, he gets a commission. Probably means he makes a

shitload of money, right? Yeah, he sells loads of stuff. He has over 20 thousand

subscribers. Yeah but, what the f*** you doing

with my cream? Well? Prince cream boy. I need to use cream. I have a skin condition. Oh. Well where else? [Milo] You have to make

sure it's everywhere. Everywhere. Like there? There? [chuckles]

And there? -[both chuckle]

-And there? -There?

-Alight stop. [classical rock

plays on cassette tape] [Star humming] Good yeah? [Star humming] Woo! Do you like music?

Do you listen to much? Not much. What? Don't like music? God, I listen to it all day. [Star] Stick to the

promises you made me Stick to the promise girl

that you made me I can't marry you,

till I go free -Ok love.

-[music stops] Get in the back there. Get in the back, go on. Keep your head right down now,

alight? [car horn beeping] [Star] There you go. [Star] Mick. Oh Jesus love, look at the state

of the cups everywhere. [Mick] Froze my f***ing

ass off as well. [Star] What happened in there? [Mick] Well the big f***er

behind the counters, standing up, you know? -So...

-[lighter flickers] I take out my gun? And, point at him. But just when I went to, cog the hammer, I get this awful pain all

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